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1. 一位房产经纪人为了推销房子,喋喋不休地向客户夸耀这栋楼房和这个居民区。这是一片多么美好的地方啊,阳光明媚,空气洁净,鲜花和绿草遍地都是,这儿的居民从来不知道什么是疾病与死亡。”正在这时,一队送葬的人从远处走来,一路上哭声震天,这经纪人马上说:“你们看,这位可怜的人……他是这儿的医生,被活活饿死了。”
2. 刚出地铁,寒风中看见一枚萝莉蹲在马路旁和男朋友打电话,哭的稀里哗啦,实在看不下去了,抢过电话狠狠的把那个男人骂一顿;在妹子准备感激的谢谢我的时候,我悄悄的跑走了,妈的,现在抢个手机真费劲。
3. 今天问小侄女考试考了多少分,她说93分。我心想她平时的功课没这么好啊,就拿了试卷看后说道:“这么小的年纪就会撒谎了啊,明明3分,你说93分!”结果她哭着说:“我没撒谎啊,就3分啊。。”
4. 晚上去闺蜜家作客,闺蜜和她老公对我都很热情!晚饭后,我准备离开时,闺蜜突然大叫手机不见了,于是闺蜜拿起她老公的手机,搜索到老婆一栏拨了出去!这时,我的包里发出了振动的声音!于是我马上掏出手机解释道:“我没拿你手机,你看看这是我自己的手机!”就这样,不管我怎么解释,闺蜜都拿着菜刀追了我两条马路...
5. 听一大哥说的,说他一同学上初中的时候,英语奇烂,状态好的时候,26个英文字也会数出28个来。。。我不懂,就问原因。大哥说:“他是用手指头数的,ABCD......到W的时候,手指跟着声音就是‘达不溜’,结果最后就是28个了。。。”
6. 有个人纹身纹了个唐僧,第一天被人偷钱,第二天车祸,第三天被开除,于是上山找高僧破解。高僧半天不语,他就急了,“你TM的到底破啊!”高僧大骂:“你TM的,纹个什么不好,唐僧九九八十一难,你这才三难……”
7. 前天我一哥们刚买肾6,各种把玩测性能~路过一段高速,哥们把百度地图的导航打开,肾6大显神威:“您已超速,您已超速,您已超速……”一直叫个不停~最后整个车厢人都安静下来看这边,一吓坏大妈说:“不会出什么事故吧~”乘务员妹子走过来:“先生请不要在高铁列车上开导航!”
8. 小明的外婆开心的来到小明学校,跟老师说:“老师,今天我想见见我那活泼聪明的乖外孙小明!”老师铁青着脸说:“不好意思,他请假参加您的葬礼去了!”
9. 刚谈个女朋友,一星期了。 前天陪她逛街,我问:“媳妇,你是处女吗!”我一看她什么没说就低头脸红了,我立马说:“我是天秤喔。。。”然后她激动的握着我的手说:“我是处女!”我是不是发现了什么。。。
10. A:你知道黄牛和奶牛的叫声有什么不一样么?
B:有什么不一样?
A:当然不一样了,奶牛是哞!黄牛是这样的:大哥大姐到哪呀!这都有票,上车马上走啦!
11. "爸,你高中选的文科还是理科?" "我选的是你妈" 这是我今年听过最美的情话。
12. 决心要离你而去的人,你就算用铁链子也栓不住,得用金链子才行。
13. 【一字之差,天壤之别】 脑袋测得出的东西叫智商, 脑袋测不出的东西叫智慧;胸口摸得着的尺寸叫胸围,胸口摸不到的尺寸叫胸襟;嘴里说得出来的话叫内容, 嘴里说不出来的话叫内涵。 眼睛看得到的地方叫视线, 眼睛看不到的地方叫视野;耳朵听得到的是声音, 耳朵听不到的是声誉。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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