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一对情侣吵架。。。
女:“为什么看到短信不回我?把我说话当放P是不是?”
男:“没有”
女:“你说,你错没?”
男:“错了”
女:“你错哪儿拉?”
男:“我错在不该把你的嘴巴当屁股。 ”

生病在床,男友端来鸡汤说:宝贝,趁热喝了吧。
她感动的接过鸡汤:味道真好,你什么时候学会做鸡汤了?
男友淡定的道:刚买了包香菇炖鸡面,我把面吃了。

晚上男友带我去吃火锅,他问服务员:“你们是不是加罂粟壳了?”
服务员义正言辞的说:“我们是正规火锅店,绝对没有。”
男友扭脸对我说:“听见了吧?不是上瘾,是你太馋。


男友脚有问题,医生说现在若不注意锻炼,以后老了可能会瘸。
我怕他难过就说:“以后我做你的轮椅!”
他就急了:“尼玛,我都瘸了你还坐我的轮椅!”
我。。。

女:“亲爱的,说实话,你觉得我长得怎么样?”
男:“实话嘛,长得吧。。。有点重男轻女!”


女友煮了一锅馄饨,吃的时候我以为是一锅面片,后来快吃完了才知道底下还有半锅丸子。。。


和二货老婆在客厅看电视她突然跟我说:“亲爱的,我非常爱你,但是我必须得离开你了。。。”
我TMD懵了,然后看见她走到了卧室去玩电脑了。。。

小情侣在打电话
女:你说话声音怎么怪怪的?
男:在清除呼吸系统的缓存呢~
女:说人话!!
男:我在挖鼻孔。。。

公交车上,一奇葩男对着一个美女的胸直勾勾的看着!
女的来了一句:看什么看想吃老娘豆腐。
那哥们来了一句:我还想喝豆浆呢!

女友有点腿短,今天新买一双长筒皮靴,她问我:亲,看看好看不?
我说:不错,皮裤很洋气。

本人在饰品店做收银员,有一男士来买香水,问我会员卡怎么办理,我说:满32免费办理。
结果他说:那算了吧,我今年才28。。。



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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