Esim - 1.9
Login:
Password:

Forgot password Register

Article


4
   
Report


1,我不明白胖子为什麽会被嘲笑。一个把吃完的饭转化成肉的人!凭什麽要被那群把吃完的饭转化成屎的人嘲笑。

2,高中谈恋爱,高三被班主任抓住叫双方父母,我爸跟我妈打扮的漂漂亮亮的出现在我们学校,我问我爸咋打扮这么漂亮?我爸回了句“见亲家呢……”当时班主任脸那个绿……


3,史上最挑拨离间的一句话 这事搁我身上都不能忍。你们觉得呢?


4,大家都会单手骑自行车或者双手都放开,但有谁会双手交叉骑?嗯哼?都不会吧,等我双腿拆了石膏再来教你们。


5,老师 :什么叫丧心病狂 …… 小明:就是你一边把鱼摁在水里 一边大喊劳资淹死你 劳资淹死你,老师馅入了沉思


6,要年底了,给一哥们打电话:兄弟,帮个忙…
哥们:除了借钱的事,其他好商量…
我:好哥们~你看我单身都三十年了,给我介绍个女朋友呗…
哥们:你上次是问我借多少钱来着…我刚发了年终奖…


7,我问老爸:“为什么你有妻管严?”老爸看了看老妈背影小声的说:“有种你当着你媳妇面问我这个问题。”我理直气壮的说:“我跟你不一样,我是遗传。”老爸淡淡的说:“我也是。”


8,有个四岁的小鬼问我:哥哥你怎么长得那么丑啊?
我想了想。到他耳边说:你不要告诉别人哦。其实我就是未来的你。。
他大概哭了30分钟~~

9,医生你过来!我保证不打死你,你给我解释一下,什么叫遗传性不育不孕?我面相狰狞一手拿着螺纹钢一手挥舞着诊断书.......


10,终于知道为什么会有那么多女妖精和国王喜欢唐僧了,原来唐僧早就为自己埋下了伏笔,徒弟叫无能,无精,无空,特么的自己叫三丈,上哪说理去


11,我楼下小超市有个八哥,我一进门,八哥喊了句“说啊”,我没听明白是啥看了看老板,老板说“你重新进”。我进门,八哥喊“说啊”,老板小孩抬头说“欢迎光临”…


12,爱好吃田螺,从来都不用牙签挑的,直接吸出来,所以吸田螺的功夫也是炉火纯青的。近日交一女票,接吻的时候被她打了一巴掌骂道:“你特么吸就吸还嚼几下是几个意思?”


13,现在的单身年轻人普遍悲观,总觉得自己会孤独终老,其实真的不一定,或许还没来得及变老,就郁郁而终了呢?

14,马路上看见一只小鸟好像受伤了,我将它捧在手心,十分心疼的把它扔向空中,并吼道:飞吧!小鸟!
可是那只鸟努力闪了几下翅膀结果还是掉了下来,我感到心情异常的沉重。
这时,背后一男人对我叫道:你个傻B,谁让你把我家鸡仔往天上扔的?!

15,昨天在逛街,突然一个人撞了我一下,递给我一个手机,lz以为是卖贼货手机的,说了句不要走了!没走几步发现那手机眼熟很,一模兜……手机掉了。

16,男足亚洲杯即将开赛,中国队与朝鲜队、沙特队、乌兹别克斯坦队同分在B组,并将于本周末展开小组赛的赛程,请用三个词描述一下你对中国队小组赛三场比赛成绩的期望。
某君:揭幕战、生死战、荣誉战。

Previous article:
1.8 (11 years ago)

Next article:
1.10 (11 years ago)

ESim
or
Register for free:
Only letters, numbers, underscore and space are allowed (A-Z,a-z,0-9,_,' ')
Show more

By clicking 'Sign Up!', you agree to the Rules and that you have read the Privacy Policy.

About the game:


USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


| Terms of Service | Privacy policy | Support | Alpha | Luxia | Primera | Secura | Suna | Sora | Magna | Pangea | e-Sim: Countryballs Country Game
PLAY ON