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Interview with CheGuevara (Political)
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Poštovani gledatelji, čitatelji njabovi i njabice,
nakon dugo vremena došo red da ponovno krenem sa serijom intervjuova kojima ćemo vam približit igrače i ovaj cijeli esim svijet. Prvi povratnički intervju je sa velikim gospodinom prozvanim kako velika komunjara CheGuevara67 . Intervju je u dva dijela na Hrvatski i Engleski. Ko god čita Hrvatski, bolje nemojte čitat prijevod jer mi je engleski ide gore nego dinamu u Europi.

[eng]
Dear readers and noobs.
Blablbalbalballalbalblalbl i will begin again with series of interviews with some people or bots or anything that can talk. My first interview is with great member of free masons CheGuevara67 . i hope you enjoy and please don't mind on mistakes. i barely know how to speak croatian.

[cro version]

Dobar dan gospodine CheGuevara67 kako vam možemo pomoći?
Che: mogli bi se oprat smrdite i kroz ekran
Hvala tebi gospodine che.

Sada ćemo vam postavit neka osobna pitanja i nešto slično, standardne gluposti, znači klasika odaklen dolazite, koliko godina kako se zovete i zašto ste tako glupi
Che: Zoven se Mihael Batina, dolazin iz špičkovine iman dovoljno godina a Iq mi je jednak broju hajdukovih titula u zadnjih 10 godina

Čujem, predstavljate se kao veliki ljubitelj lika i djela zdravka mamića ali i ćire blaževića
Che: naravno kum Zdravko mi je kao zet (kojeg san ubija) a ćiru volim otkad sam doznao da je peder

Sada mi recite što vas je privuklo ovoj igri?
Che: djevojka

hahah dobar vic, znamo da je nemoguće igrat esim i imat život. Osin ako vas je ostavila djevojka možda?
Che: hehe, uhvatili ste me u laži. Zapravo sam upoznao jednog divnog momka naziva Mihajlo koji je uvijek bio na chatu, ali je uvijek nekako bio samozatajan i tih što me je privuklo sve dok nisan otkrio da je Mihajlo u stvari bot. To me je skroz dotuklo toliko da sam sebi priuštio ban na prijašnjem profilu.

Mozete li nam opisati kako i zbog čega ste dobili ban na prijašnja 3 profila
Che: Pa bit ću vam iskren. Admini su se urotili protiv mene. Dali su mi ban na nacionalnoj osnovi. Optužili su me da iman multy account a ja san sa sva svoja 3 accounta igra pošteno i nijedan nije bija multy.
Moram u svoju obranu reč da nisam nikad koristija multije i da su to sve laži i obmane

Pa Što vas je onda ponukalo da se vratite u igru? Čisti i bez ijednog multija
Che: banalo me sa GTA zbog multy accounta.

Ok, ajmo dalje. Što mislite o situaciiji u zemlji i svijetu?
Che: ova cijela zemlja se vodi od jednog glavnog diktatora a to je Marsy,on je četnički vojvoda i on krade državu. Mi smo svi pokrani i ja san došao izbaviti narod od masonskog zla. Lijevon rukon graditi tvornice, u desnoj držat pušku a sa nogama gaziti cure. Ja se neću i ne želim smiriti dok god ne smaknem marsy-a. Osim možda ako nađem dečka

Znači princip lijevon rukon u desni džep?
Che: Kakva lijeva ruka kakav desni džep? lijeva ruka ide u lijevi, a desna ruka u desni, a ono što pokradeš u banku u švicarsku. Ja kad kradem ja neću pokrast 100kn ja ću pokrast puno više od toga. Pa imao sam osobne veze sa sanaderom.

Pa mogu li pitati kakve veze?
Che: pa dijelio sam ga sa njegovom ženom kao i ostatak HDZ-a

ok nije da smo ovo tribali zvat. nego čujem u kuloarima da se predstavljate kao spasitelj i revolucionar?
Che: HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPT
?? što god ovo zadnje značilo.

Stižemo pred kraj želite li nam pokazati vašu sliku da vidimo s čime ste uspjeli pridobiti našeg premijera?
Che:naravno ide slika

ja san popaj

Vaš urednik je tija pitat još koje pitanje ali nakon slike to jednostavno nije bilo moguće. Od straha je upišao gaće i pobjegao glavom bez obzira.



[eng version]

Good Day mister CheGuevara67 how can i help you?
Che: Yes you can. You stink even through screen
Ty mister Che

I will ask you some personal questions or something, you know standard sh*t, where are you from, how old are you, your name and why are you so stupid?
Che: My name is Michael Stick, I come from Spickovina(p*ssyland). My Iq is equal to Liverpool titles in last 20 years. I am old enough to have boyfriend. I am 14

As i hear you are great fan of Zdravko Mamić (tyranic ruler of Cro football) and Ćiro Blažević (former selector of croatian football team)
Che: of course Zdravko is like son-in-law to me, and i love ćiro since i find out that i am gay.

can you tell me what make you to start playing this game
Che: Girlfriend

hahah good joke, we all know that it is impossible to play e-sim and have girlfriend. Except she left you?
Che: hehe, you caught me. Thruth is i met one very nice boy named MIHAJLO. He was always on chat, but always quiet what. I was attracted to him until i find out he is bot.It killed me so much that i got banned on my las account.

Can you describe us how and why you got ban on all of 3 former accounts?
Che: To be honest, Admins conspired against me. They banned me on national base. They accuse me to have multy accounts, but i played with all of my 3 accounts fair. None of them were multy accounts. In my defence i got to say that i never had any multy and all of that were just lies.

What made you to get back to the game. Clean without any multy account?
Che: I got myself banned on GTA because of multy accounts.

OK, Let's go. What you think about situation in country?
Che: This country is run like dictatorship from chetnick Marsy who steals from people. We are all robbed and i came to liberate my people from masonic evil. With left hand we will build, with right we will held wepons, and with legs we will squash girsl.I will not be calm 'till i get rid off Marsy, or find new boyfriend.

So your principle is go with left hand in right pocket?
Che: What the f*ck are you talking about?Left hand go in left pocket, and right hand goes to right pocket, and what you steal goes to bank in switzerland. When i steal it is not only 100 HRK, i will steal much more.I had personal relationship with sanader (former croatian prime minister convicted for corruption)

What kind of relationship?
Che: I shared him with his wife, same as the rest of HDZ (google)

I heard that you call yourself as messiah and revolutionary?
Che: HASTA LA VICTORIA SIEMPT
?? whatever

We are almost done. Would you like to show us picture, so we can see what attracted our prime minister?
Che:Of course

I am Popeye


Your redactor wanted to ask him few more questions but after seeing that picture it was not quite possible. he pissed himself of fear so he ran away.


P.S. Sorry for bad english ( i am writing this just formally, not that i care what you think)



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