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(This one is my first troll article, i hope you enjoy it!)


Once upon a time the was one man named hedinho's father, and one women named hedinho's mother, and they made hedinho.

bla bla bla childhood bla bla bla
bla bla bla adolescence bla bla bla
bla bla bla made out with his blond hot cousin bla bla bla
bla bla bla adulthood bla bla bla
bla bla bla first day on e-sim bla bla bla
bla bla bla invited to be in the governament bla bla bla
bla bla bla became CP.


And here is where the real story starts:

When hedinho heard out that the Governament building had a big safe full of cash, he started thinking of ways to make it grown, his big dream was to make Portugal the most richest country ever.
But, when he got there, the only thing inside was a coin...

He then looked to the coin, fliped it and said:



This one is going for blackjack and hookers

And it did, after one month playing blackjack he had a safe full of coins, then he ordered for people to build a diving board, because he wanted to dive in his money!

And so he did:


But, he got scared of the ghost of the rich morons so he hired TarnakPT to protect the treasure.



Wait. this is not right...



now it is TarnakPT!!


So, the money was protected for ever and ever or to the next 5th day of the month!


I hope you liked it!
Don't forget to V+S for more stupid stuff and other normal stuff. (and because of the server breakdown, all your votes and subs are gone, please do it again )
And you chould all donate me 0.01 of your local coin because of my first article with images!
Or just tell me to go f**k myself in the coment section BELOW!!!



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