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1、今天见到的,一个小萝莉哭着对她妈妈说:他打我,他打我!
“谁啊”
小萝莉指着旁边的正太:就是他
“别哭了,再哭还让他打你”
额,这是亲生的么

2、刚刚去哥哥家,看到上四年级的侄子,表情凝重,布满乌云,一问才知,哥哥刚刚买了个打印机,一看侄子闲下来,就给他印个卷子做着玩玩,这以后的生活怎么过,


3、和几个朋友喝酒喝多了,走到没有路灯的小路,掏出家伙就尿了,往左一看,有几个妹子正在走过来,心想,这么黑,她们也看不见,谁知道,谁特么会想到,那八个混蛋拿出手机,开着手电筒,帮我照着,说怕我尿到裤子上,,,,


4、女儿六岁萌妹子一枚,有天一早打电话带着哭腔给我告状:妈妈,爸爸把我的屁股打得鼻青脸肿啦!呜呜…瞬间我被她超强的语言功能惊呆了。

5、在网上看到一条说说写着女的如果真心喜欢男的!被男的一直盯着不过十秒就会笑!上次和女友一起去肯德基,我就想试试就盯着她看!她果然有行动了,不过不是笑!而是一脸不舍的把她手里哪个香辣鸡翅递给我!!!这算是爱么


6、最近老加班,老板开恩,说:晚上给你们找个热惹火的女人!立马干劲十足,嗷嗷的。于是晚上每人多了一瓶老干妈……


7、分手好久了.我妈今天给我打电话说:幺儿.这个星期有4个亲戚要给你介绍对象。正当我高兴的时候。我妈又说了:我想到你分手了还在伤心.我就全给你推了。 真的是亲妈啊!!


8、昨天跟哥们儿去ktv,酒过三巡之后其中一个丫的喝高了,楼主为了逃离这个酒窝主动提出送其回去(此为背景),便骑着刚买的山地摩托带着,刚到红灯下那里站着一个警察蜀黍,谁知那二货喊道“我们喝酒了啊…喝酒…来抓我们呀!抓…丫的!被追了3公里啊有没有!尼玛…

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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