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1、昨晚惹老婆生气了，lz想到按床上来一炮就好了，于是把老婆扑倒在床，老婆说甭来这套不管用，lz说网上不都说这招好使吗！老婆＂我跟别人不一样行吧，我有病！＂lz＂有病我给你治啊＂说着就要动手，结果二货老婆来一句＂我这病得半个小时才能治好，一两分钟是治不好的＂。。。
2、今天开车和一女性朋友 经过一银行 我想进去办点业务 车临时停路边上 为了怕交警罚就把她留下看车 进去几分钟果然有交警来了 那个二货风风火火地闯进银行大声吼到 xxxx警察来了，快走啊！尼玛 偌大的一个大厅几十号人 顷刻间寂静无声 然后人潮像洪水一样涌出银行。。。
3、最近天气热LZ理了个光头，刚刚去超市买东西，一个三岁左右小孩也是理了光头，手里拿了两包旺仔小馒头。抬头看见我，先是一呆，然后摸了摸头，伸手递了一包旺仔小馒头给我，哈哈哈哈哈，瞬间觉得超级可爱，好有爱的宝宝···
4、今天上午第四节课，，，简短不割。放学铃声响起，只见一个同学还在桌上睡觉，老师刚走，班长就堵着门，比了一个小声点的手势，在黑板上写到是时候考验我们班默契的时候了，然后用手指了指那同学，最后全班在极度安静的情况下全部撤出教室，门直接上锁，一气呵成，
5、说个真事，昨晚跟朋友去吃烧烤，回来的时候坐着朋友电单车，被一辆别克碰了什么事都没，就是电单车的外壳有点裂了。谁知别克车主酒驾，直接甩出3000块“买个新车去吧”朋友今天花了1块钱买了502胶水给粘好了。
6、今天去联通补卡……办好我拿出手机，妹子一看土豪金，说小卡是吧，咔一下就用订书机一样的玩意剪了……我说我上大卡的……把后盖扣开妹子傻眼了…不该花400买iPhone装b的
7、“妈，我好几个朋友都是怀孕了才结婚，好厉害”
“有本事你也可以，我不介意”
“....”
我妈好犀利
8、刚刚打一黑车！到闹市区司机大哥突然问一句：兄弟会开车不?我：怎么了?司机：人太多我不太敢开了……
9、朋友和媳妇吵架，她媳妇说:你再牛逼我就把结婚证撕啦。朋友来啦句:你撕啊，撕啦看你怎么离。
10、一语文老师在课题上给学生出了个填空题，五（ ）四（ ），然后让学生写在纸上提交上来，有的人写了五（湖）四（海），五（经）四（书），都马马虎虎过去了，突然老师大叫了一声，谁他妈的数学这么好五（八）四（十）。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
