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1、今天坐公交时红灯,本人离司机较近,就随口问了一句,师傅为啥选择开公交啊,本以为司机会说生活所迫什么的,结果司机说“就是喜欢这种别人的生命掌握在我手里的感觉”,我擦,毛骨悚然啊,v587


2、我们店里的一个服务员小哥蠢萌蠢萌的,有一天出门送外卖,结果迷路了,就给店里打电话求助。店长觉得挺逗,就开了免提,问他:“你现在周围能看到什么?” 小哥支支吾吾答:“啥也没有啊…就头顶上有个大太阳…热死我了…” 店长:“……好!起码知道你在亚洲了!”店长你心态是有多积极!


3、男同学A,有腿毛(但不是很多),最近努力减肥。。。此为背景,某晚自己刮了腿毛,第二天在班上大肆显摆自己的无毛腿,同时得意洋洋地宣扬自己减肥成功瘦了6斤!。。。。之后在班里流传的版本是:男同学A刮了腿毛后竟然瘦了6斤!!!


4、今天我问室友西游记里面的唐僧是不是不洗澡啊。他回了句,洗啊,不过都是妖怪帮他洗的。我只想说,妖怪们辛苦了~~~


5、太热了!如果不打算派飞机在空中洒干冰什么的造雨的话,就请派飞机到空中撒些盐和孜然吧!


6、友问一网友迷, 啪啪啪的时候,

女的为什么要叫啊? 他说:给男的加属

性, 加速度和攻击!


7、就刚刚,由于明天是星期六,男友问我去哪玩,我强悍惯了想换换口味,于是娇羞的说你做主,他说去他宿舍玩,我微笑说,你再做一次主,他一愣,扑向我怀里,说,人家都听你的啦!哎~


8、网吧通宵上网时,半夜总会有个大妈提着篮子大喊:“盒饭盒饭,英雄联盟超神饭,德玛西亚五杀饭!” 我和我的小伙伴们都惊呆了!

9、我:“老公,你以后就叫我蛇精,我就会苗条得跟蛇精一样啦!”

老公喵了一下我丰满的身材,不假思索得蹦出来一句“蟒蛇吗?”


10、男:怎样不带脏字形容一个女人的浪?
女:说她是海边的房子
男:为什么?

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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