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1、我们的要求那么多,就像宋丹丹说:“原本只想要一个拥抱,不小心多了一个吻,然后你发现需要一张床,一套房,一个证……离婚的时候才想起:你原本只想要一个拥抱。”

2、无偿献血大家应该都知道,我朋友就无偿献血,每次都到广场旁边的流动献血车献血,我问他怎么那么伟大,想到无偿献血的,我朋友神秘的说,广场旁边的那个献血车献血给饼干和牛奶,那里的饼干特别好吃,别的超市买不到,我是那里献血的熟人每次都多给我一包饼干,我擦,当时我震惊了,这就是传说的吃货么


3、昨天开会点名,一同事没来,主管问怎么回事,有人说岳父病了当陪护去了,主管又问不是还没结婚的嘛?同事答到,就是因为没结婚所以比亲爹还亲!

4、一女同事。正在百般无聊的往电脑录单子(会计)。对面我们经理感冒了说要去打吊针。一男同事打岔到用被子捂一晚上就好了,突然女同事说了一句 就他那被子。。


5、老妈:“唉!你看看人家的孩子都会打酱油了!”
我:“有啥好担心的,你的孩子不也会打酱油了麽。”
老妈“。。。!!!

6、幼儿园演出美猴王,问小朋友都喜欢谁啊,99%的都会回答孙悟空!昨天遇上个孩子偷偷跟我说,他爸爸喜欢狐狸精和白骨精……


7、本人银行工作人员一枚,尼玛现在的人胆子也太大了,来银行存钱居然不带钱,还敢跟我说:“你先给我办,我一会再给你送过来。”

8、昨天老婆临盆,痛得死去活来,我在旁边只能充当人肉沙袋,拳打脚踢,拽头发,掐脖子,最终没办法选择破腹产,在推进去准备手术的时候,她弱弱的在我耳边说了一句:“老公,能不能跟医生说一声,在开刀的时候能不能顺便帮我…抽…点…脂…”。 尼玛…顺便…抽脂…太牛了吧!这都啥时候了,还在想着减肥,女人的世界我真不懂。


9、宿舍一哥们的老妈天天都给这哥们电话。有一天,这哥们正在洗头,电话响了,让我帮他接一下,我一看又是他老妈。就说,伯母,你好。我是你儿子的男朋友,我们决定在一起了。。。话还没说完我哥们就急了,冲过来要揍我,还好我跑的快,就听见后面他的声音,妈你听我解释什么什么的。。。


10、二建考试前 一个漂亮妹子在认真的擦桌子 本屌主动借纸巾竟被无视!怎么能忍?默默的等她擦了五分钟后轻声告诉她 你擦的是我的座位…永远忘不了她看哥得意样子的眼神 以为这是高潮?你错了 妹子看了哥十几秒 毅然决然的把桌子搬走了 搬走了…剩下哥一人凌乱了…

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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