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1,。有次下班回家跟老公说在公交车上掉了钱，没心情做饭了，老公说没事没事，我做，你去打副本就会开心了。吃了饭，老公自觉把碗也洗了。我说：唉，心里难过，衣服也不想洗。他说，别想了，我洗。到睡觉时，他实在忍不住，问我：媳妇，你丢了多少钱啊？我说：我不敢说。老公拉拉我手安慰说，没事，老公不怪你。我委屈的说：掉了一个钢蹦。。。。至今记得他那受伤们眼神！
2.店里的收银妹纸被经理骂了，原因是如下：
客人：2块钱你也收啊，找我个整数！
妹纸：对不起，少钱我们要自己贴的。
客人：你会不会做事情啊，（挥舞着手里的奥迪钥匙指着妹纸的鼻子）2块钱还收个P啊！能买什么啊？！能买什么啊你说说看。
妹纸：买包老鼠药毒死你全家还能剩一半！
3.兼职做火锅店服务生，，，背景割完，，，，今天客人要求用公筷搅拌一下锅底，我搅拌着搅拌着，觉得真香！！！就顺手夹了一筷子吃了！！！吃了！！！！客人都愣了，看着我，我故作高贵冷艳的说：看看有没有毒！！！毒！！！
4.昨晚在影院看钢铁侠3，。。。割了吧反正也不用。。。托尼斯塔克的女友从火中出来时竟然穿着黑色BRA，我嘟囔了一句：这不科学，3000度高温，为什么衣服还烧不掉。旁边一个妹子扭头看了我一眼。虽然带着3D眼镜看不清，但我相信肯定是鄙视的眼神。。。
5.半夜睡不着扔漂流瓶消磨时间。一哥们捡到后回了个1，我顺手给回复了个2。没想法他马上又回了个3，我心想:好吧看谁更无聊！于是我回4他回5我回6他回7……就这样一直持续着。当我回到782的时候实在顶不住，抱着手机就睡着了……高巢是第二天醒了一看，那哥们自己从783数到了1000。最后还给我留了句话:咱们明晚接着数。接着数。。。。
6.路过我妹妹的学校，见一男孩子对我妹说：以后不管谁欺负你，我会保护你！。。。咯咯咯。。。我笑了，然后上去摸了一下妹妹的脸说：哎哟，小妞长的真漂亮啊！那熊孩子看了看我，撒腿就跑了！我说：刚才不是说保护你吗？随后听到好多脚步声，回头一看，尼玛二三十个熊孩子向我走来，我撒腿就跑啊！把劳资吓尿了，我艹！
7.儿子，老师今天说你在幼儿园很喜欢爬窗户啊？＂老师撒谎＂＂你没爬吗＂＂爬了，但不是很喜欢＂
8.昨天母亲节，听到楼下一个小孩子喊，妈妈，妈妈，喊了几声没人答应，接着分贝提高：张媛，张媛，又是好多声，声音逐渐变尖变细，败家娘们，败家娘们。。。声声入耳啊。。
9.今天一糗百妹子对我们班一个吊丝说，目测你就是一绣花针，结果吊丝来了句，但是哥有缝纫机的速度。好吧，你们赢了。。。
10.楼主有二货女友。昨天带她看中超，声音喊哑了。今早宾馆前台退房，我：“你声音怎么了，感冒了？”她尼玛BH的来句：“不是的，是昨晚叫的吧。”然后前台妹子用崇拜的眼神抬起头看看本楼主。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
