Esim - 糗段子 第三期
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新人新刊请支持 (你看也罢,不看也罢,反正我在这,)
不要嫌弃我文字少,我只找好段子,如果看过了请慢慢飘····
备注(写出自己亲身经历的笑话、糗段子,每天随机抽取3位朋友,将会送出Q1手枪+0.01G,奖品将于24小时内发出,收到奖品的童鞋,请大喊1+1=3.)



1.我和老公在一起吃饭,忽然后面有人叫媳妇儿,声音特像我老公的,我就对老公说,有人叫我....我.……


2.收到前女友的结婚请柬,你去还是不去?我的答案是“下次去”。


3.同事去洗澡,我帮他洗衣服,回来她问我洗衣机放什么了,我告诉他放了十三香。


4.二货小侄子刚拉完粑粑 然后一屁股坐了下去 再然后他妈一顿胖揍 这绝不是高潮 高潮是刚换了一身衣服后 然后脚下一绊 怀中抱翔 接着是一顿更狠的胖揍 撕心裂肺啊……

5.下班回家,路遇西瓜摊,称西瓜。突然一辆公交车停在我面前,赫老子一跳,这又不是站台!此时,公交车门打开,只听那司机大妈一声吼啊,“”老板,这西瓜多少钱”!?。。。我了个去啊!我和老板都震惊了。



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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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