Esim - 糗段子 第二期
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新人新刊请支持 (你看也罢,不看也罢,反正我在这,)
不要嫌弃我文字少,我只找好段子,如果看过了请慢慢飘····
备注(写出自己亲身经历的笑话、糗段子,每天随机抽取3位朋友,将会送出Q1手枪+0.01G,奖品将于24小时内发出,收到奖品的童鞋,请大喊1+1=3.)



1.男人年轻尿尿一条枪 老来尿尿湿裤裆女人年轻尿尿一条线 老来尿尿一大片多么痛的领悟。


2.公司有一女神,大眼睛,长长的秀发,一回眸百媚生,一米七左右身高,身材高挑,美腿修长,玉脚配一双红色的高跟鞋,黑色超短裙,清美撩人,美丽到我这等屌丝不敢直视,只能默默的低头从她身边溜过,谢谢你,扫地的阿姨,把地板擦的这么亮!红色呦!……(_)


3.公司一女生动不动就让别人请客,女神级别,但自己从来一毛不拔。今儿个我们办公室一男生刚领了上个月奖金,这女生就闻讯而来,高声问,刚拿了奖金啊?请客呗。你看是请我吃饭呢,唱歌呢,还是请我干嘛?男生头也不抬:我特想请你做一件事,女生激动地不得了,男生说:我想请你滚出去。(如果是我我会说我想请你滚床单)


4.今天回家,一辆面包车塞了14个人,后边一乘客说,你这是超载,被逮着要扣不少分呢,司机回头淡定冷笑,扣分,那得有驾照,顿时,无数倒抽冷气得声音,弥漫在车厢...

5.听一个朋友说的,他在药店买感冒药,进来一个帅哥说要买生命探测仪。结果店员懵了。问他到底要啥?结果那哥们才很不好意思的说要检孕棒。哈哈真的长见识了!哥们你有才




不定时更新,但是每天都会更新。到底会不会更新,很纠结········想了想····再议吧

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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