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1.刚刚去単位公厕……割了领导的小jj……随手把手机装裤兜了,尼玛裤兜漏了,尿到一半手机就顺着裤腿往下滑,无奈只能把那条腿抬起来,这时领导就进来了:“呦!划地盘儿呢“

2.这个是偷别人的:一次同事的岳父去世,我们前去吊唁。一迟到的哥们捂着腮帮子进来,愤愤的说“:牙疼,刚从医院出来就打车来这了。上车后我疼得受不了了。就躺在后座上了,然后告诉司机去火葬场。那缺德司机对我说:兄弟不上别的医院再看看了?”


3.新闻说茅台酒又发现有化学农药~~~阁嗝咯~~~腾讯有神回复: 支持茅台!它用最大的努力实现了全国人民的共同愿望:让领导先死……


4.认识的一个姐姐,读书的时候穿的都是男装,头发也是男孩子的发型,现在变淑女了(* ̄︶ ̄*)分割线 某次和她一起逛街,聊着聊着,“想当年我还是男人的时候........” 我永远忘不了旁边哪位大叔一脸惊恐的表情-.-


5.刚刚发生的的事。。。。割你美。。。
我同学问我:信不信我打你爸爸?~
我:不信!
于是。。。。。他打了自己一下。。。
贱人。。。。。

6.“回想昨晚深夜,被室友一声撕心裂肺的呐喊惊醒! 我不知道他做了什么噩梦,也不清楚他在梦中干了什么或被于了什么,只知道当我们醒来看着他的时候,他紧紧抱着被子又吼了一句"嫂子 抱紧我!!!" ”

7.昨天学校搞防震演习,,,,,疏散总共用了4分钟,后来结束之后,在班里总结,老师说,下次可以改进改进,可以更快,就在这个时候,角落里传来一个声音:放学只要20秒,相信我、、、、


8.问二货男朋友看见美女先看哪儿。。。。。割割割割。。。。。二货说:先看你、看你有没有发现我在看美女。"


9.本人鞋店小店主一枚,那天来了一对男女,女的试好了一双150的鞋,男的要搞价,我不卖,然后就没买走了,过了得有几个小时吧,那女的过来说,把那双鞋拿了吧。------------分割线----------我收钱的时候发现,这已经不是之前那个男的了!你们怎么看?
10.高富帅让女神帮忙写作文,第二天,女神写好给高富帅,请问,作文到底是谁写的 A,高富帅本人 B,女神 C,老师 D,求别说——

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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