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1.如果你把你的蓝牙名改为“一只母猪”加对方时会出现什摸那?………………话说我同学蓝牙被别人改成这个!!当我和他连接时屏幕上赫然出现“一只母猪想要和你配对”次哦!我服了

2.一天,老公对未来经济状况颇为惆怅。我安慰道,算命的说我命中有车有房,衣食无忧,放心吧。老公呆滞3秒后,点了支烟,幽幽的问,那他没说你结几次婚嘛?


3.昨晚加完班出来打车,十多分钟终于有个司机肯载我这不到四公里,上车以后师傅就开始跟我传授经验,“老被拒载吧?以后搞个小拉杆箱装电脑,就你这打扮往路边一站,车都抢着停,一看就是上机场,上车一问是到团结湖,哭啦”


4.记得大一和姐妹六个去北京玩,我们几个差不多都174----------*--***割只是个传说------------------去逛街买衣服的时候老板娘问我们"你们是体院的吧?"丫头很疑惑的问"您怎么不说我们是模特学院的呢?"老板娘思索了一下。。"你们长得比较健康。。"您也太委婉了..ps健康


5.今天在办公室,一个同事女……不割了,满脸忧伤的爬在办公桌上,我上前询问怎么了,那里不舒服吗?同事叹了口气说:我妹妹快生孩子了。我:你妹妹生孩子你忧伤什么?同事答:她孩子出生后,我就是名副其实的大姨妈啦!!!


6.背景:本班土木系无女生,,,,上课两同学闲聊,A对B说:晚上回去爆你菊花吧!B未及反应,旁边的C雷雷的冒了一句:顺便把我也糟蹋了吧,,,糟蹋了吧!.,,,孩纸,你是有多寂寞啊???


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发个热乎的:护士妹子要搬运麻醉未醒的病人,割人无数。。。有个病人太重,两个护士都搬不动。其中一个萌妹子大喊:我们需要男人!我们需要男人!照例这不是gc,楼主忍笑上前时,妹子看了我一眼,又喊:我们需要强壮的男人!


8.有天跟老妈看电视时,一时兴起问了句:妈你觉得我帅吗?老人家把眼睛从电视上移开,一脸严肃地看着我,叹了口气道:我觉得这辈子最对不起你的就这事了


9.曾经有一个很瘦的女朋友,我以为给她养胖了就不会跑了,于是我就给养胖了。。。。。。。。。。。。结果她跟一个胖子跑了……


10.那天一个小伙带了一笔钱,要存到另个人的帐户里面。于是柜台MM问他认不认识那个人,他说当 一 然认识,那是俺老婆。在于是柜台MM顺口说了业务上的惯口,那就肯定不是诈骗了,对吧?这时,小伙犹豫了一会,慢慢地说,她已经骗了我太多的东西了,不差这~~几个钱。 。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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