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1.刚从单位辞职,赋闲在家...割了文员小妹MM...今天正和老妈在家玩电脑,单位文员来电话说有些事需要我再去一趟,急中生智,告诉她我已经在火车上了,去外地上班。GC,就在这时,我的老妈在旁边吆喝,“啤酒,香烟,矿泉水了,来,脚收一下”文员瞬间挂断了电话。老妈,大恩不言谢了

2.<人在囧途>告了<泰囧>。。。次奥。。。现在才知道他们不是一伙的。。。不是一伙的。。。不知道的童鞋举个抓。。


3.最符合国情的一句话莫过于对某大龄男说:别找了,你女朋友赶上计划生育被流掉了。


4.说个高中的,那会有个同学去澡堂洗澡,出来内裤找不到了。无奈就这样回家了,割了偷内裤的JJ........到了家,他妈淡淡的说:要是你爸洗了个澡回来告我说内裤丢了,我非打死他.....


5.在外面吃面,对面有一萝莉跟她爹,同吃一碗。她爹先是将她喂饱,然后应她要求去买奶茶了。只见这小萝莉拿起勺子一勺一勺的往面里放辣椒,嘴里不停嘀咕:“让你喂,我让你喂,吃不下了还喂,辣死你……辣死你……


6.天河公园里,98岁曾祖母跟着一70多拿收音机的大爷听相声楞走了30分钟。
——别走那么快,小伙子。
小伙子 伙子 子

7.世界上最恐怖的事情就是晚上一个人在家的时候,家里的狗狗突然对着一个漆黑的角落狂叫不止!!!!


8.刚看见有个发和老婆玩qj的。我也发一个。lz某天在旅馆和老公心血来潮非要玩qj游戏。然后老公就用强的啊。lz就拼命反抗还不敢叫。老公用我的丝袜把我手绑起来开始强行脱衣服。我就一直反抗,游戏嘛,逼真一些。这不是gc。gc是我正准备服从的时候,老公停下手躺在了床上来了一句。太累了,还是你qj我吧,,,,,吧,,,吧,


9.一句话,公司男更衣室,一同事换衣服时内裤露出来了,上面各种破洞……这时旁边另一同事默默的说了句:“你这内裤祖传的吧……”……内裤……祖传的……


10.一句话不割。。我们学校一女生挨打了,直到开除通告贴出来,打人那两个孩子才知道他们打的是女生。。。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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