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上一篇文章写过，希望我们国家能有几篇走的上世界的非官方报纸。因此，本文的目的之一，就是跟进一下国际时事，并选取与我国相关的事件和人物……来赞美（nu hei）一下我们可爱的霓虹总统。
希望能攒够足够的VOTE，弄上国际版，让世界知道一下我们的友（e）邻。
本文包含设计对白，请自行辨识。
从此，希望外国人只会在评论里看到们的回击的日子要一去不复返，我们据理力争！不卑不亢！黑我者，嘛……你懂得。
提前谢谢各路朋友的支持~。~
NO ENGLIGH TRANSLATION THIS PART THX.
1/3 IS ENGLISH，I write english version first.
THE REST IS CHINESE TRANSLATION...
My Chinese skill is much better than English so I can write a little bit more.
so...
It's takes 2/3 of the article...
正文开始：
LET'S START：
以前看过波兰球（POLAND BALL），很好玩。于是就自己闭门造车的画了一个玩家球（PLAYER BALL）~
Poland ball is very funny, so I design "Player ball"myself~
Any：大家好，我是AnyCommander~
Any：Greetings,I am AnyCommander~
Any：我来介绍一个人给大家~
Any：I'd like to introduce someone to all of you~
Any：Morbid Mushroom!
Any：Morbid Mushroom!
Morbid Mushroom：那些爱我和支持我的人们你们好~
Morbid Mushroom：Hello to those who love me&support me~
Any：感谢你为中日友好做出的努力！
Any：Thx for your effort to try to develop a good relationship between EC & EJ!
Morbid Mushroom:我尽了全力但是有些事情可能不会像我们所期盼的那样子，还请不要这么客气。
Morbid Mushroom:Well I have done my best but maybe sth. is out of my control,sorry.
Any:不要这么说嘛，你知道吗，我两一个月之前就是朋友了，有图有真相。
Any：Don't be nervous and you know?We are Friends 1 mouth ago~Let's look!
Morbid Mushroom:你真幽默。
Morbid Mushroom：haha,sounds funny!
Any：Morbid Mushroom 是我们今天得一个特约嘉宾也是今天的主角之一~现在另一位重要人物也来到了现场，让我们欢迎jiqimaono2！
Any：Morbid Mushroom is one of special guest today~And here comes another important guest!jiqimaono2!
jiqimaono2：中国万岁！
jiqimaono2：hail China！
Any：jiqimaono2是上一任E中国总统也是第15空降军训导团的总指挥官，我们也是老朋友了，哇哦！
Any：jiqimaono2 is the ex CP of EC and the Commander in Chief of 15th Airborne Corps training regiments and we are old friends~ wo!
jiqimaono2：AnyCommander来到这个世界还不足两个月，他是我们新人团的一员，我仅代表15军训导团欢迎各位能人志士加入15军的各级战斗建制中！
jiqimaono2：AnyCommander is a player who join 15th Airborne Corp for newbie about 2 month and he is only 50+days old and I'd like to show my warmest welcome to all ECHINESE to join in 15th Airborne Corps.
Any:好了军团长，是时候把舞台交给Morbid Mushroom和其他演员了，希望他们能给我们带来无尽的欢乐。
Any：OK It's time for show~ Commander jiqimaono2 let just enjoy it and hope Morbid Mushroom will make everyone here laugh aloud.
jiqimaono2：同志们，期待下次的见面！
jiqimaono2：See you next time！
①CP OF JAPAN 日本囧统
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BKthunder:哈哈，8:1,中国人你们弱爆了，现在机会在我们手中！
1-2
All：同志们！齐心协力，我们将为祖国战斗到最后！来啊，谁怕谁！
(下面是15军新人团部分人在本次战斗中的输出{paomo:你是故意的！AnyCommander：我总不能垫背，是吧~}，上面是这次战役输出前五军团里面本土军团（4个）的团徽，冒昧使用还请包涵)
1-3
BKthunder：我擦！
1-4
BKthunder：为什么……我们不可阻挡的大军被8:0了……为什么，我们还被一个新人团领衔的队伍给阻止了……难道中国人连绝对主力都不用上吗？
Morbid Mushroom：哎，别在意了。
②CP FOR CN 为了中国而战！
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Morbid Mushroom：别急着走，BKthunder。
BKthunder：怎么了？
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备注：首都保卫战；http://primera.e-sim.org/battle.html?id=12836
2-3
Morbid Mushroom：嗯……
备注：BKthunder打反了！还打了第二名！（估计是抢bh）。
2-4
Morbid Mushroom：你啊，就老老实实的说吧：你为了中国而点点点点……我不会责怪你的，真的，我保证。（责怪已经满足不了我了！）
BKthunder：黑线中……
③Battle Hero？战斗英雄？
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BKthunder（遍体鳞伤）：被AnyCommander笑话，还被蘑菇大帝修理了一顿。今天真倒霉……
3-2
BKthunder：哎……管理员给我发了个信息，真美好啊，我来看看。
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备注：成就通知。内容：“恭喜，你获得了‘战斗英雄’失败竞争者的称号”（嘟嘴） 发信时间：盘古开天地之前。
最近有外国人发文章要求增加每场战斗第二名的奖励，说白了就是第二名至少也要得一个称号（有5G自然更好），然后就有不少人调侃，是啊，第三名也要，然后第四名也要，然后子子孙孙无穷匮也……我选取的是一个人大概这么调侃的：“是啊，收到个通知例如什么恭喜你，你被碾了！多好啊！你一定会喜欢的！”
3-4
BKthunder：去死吧！
④WISDOM OF POLITIC MAN 政治人物的智慧
4-1
Squibeel：总统，我觉得我们应该（这样或者那样）……
BKthunder：对不起，我从来没有在IRC上看见你。（BKthunder经典万金油回复之一，说得直白点就是我不想听。PS：其实更多人抱怨没在IRC上见过BKthunder……）
4-2
miao：我觉得我们应该尽快……
BKthunder：我觉得这件事我应该跟我的议员们聊聊，我不想一人独断。（BKthunder经典万金油回复之一，说得直白点就是都是议员们的错。）
4-3
BKthunder：加入NATO是吗？
4-4
BKthunder：是的，我（们）会的。
ALL：你嘴里那些该死的议员和IRC都去哪里了！！
⑤PTOER？NO！DESTROYER!颠覆家吗？非也非也！是毁灭者！
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备注：BKthunder喷我们国人的一个帖子 http://primera.e-sim.org/article.html?id=81733
5-2
备注：纱卡，牛和我针锋相对的三连击。
5-3
BKthunder：政治颠覆？哈哈，你们这些人太年轻太幼稚，政治颠覆有个什么意思。
5-4
BKthunder：我追求的是亲手葬送日本的未来！
ALL：警察叔叔就是这个人！！！！
后记！
做了11个小时，终于做完了~
希望大家能喜欢~
要是效果好，我会考虑做下一期的~虽然很费时间。
这里是AnyCommander！
再见啦~
Cost me 11 hours to finish this article...
hope you will enjoy it~.~
PS:十五军训导团招新公告
S:29→91 V 161
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
