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D896，不知道算不算某个新人潮中的一天，我来到了这个世界。时间好像是中东战争拉锯战的阶段。“墙”“压秒”“T2”这些新鲜名词进入了我的视野。我们总能赢得那些看起来不大像能赢得战争，也总能得到盟友的积极帮助。这个有点像田忌赛马的游戏也有那么一点意思，这是我当时的感觉。
进来这个游戏的时候我是没有上线的，然后就在我被7级会少钱的教育弄得准备投胎时，我有了一个有点好玩（有问必答）的上线，虽然不像有些传说级别的上线给钱又给装备，只是按照倡导的上线规则对待了我，不过我也心满意足了，毕竟不能强迫别人给你什么嘛，再说有些东西在他那里对我们国家也会更好吧。
不过还没有过两天，我们国家就被一次GO的集体BAN人事件给点燃了火药桶，CPC的不少弟兄都惨遭毒手，其时任主席阿卡林光环大作，才幸免于难。
在众人的努力下，不到半天，这些同胞均被解禁，在大家欢呼的同时，一场针对案件凶手的报复行动开始了。大量战士奔赴了波波VS立陶宛的第一线，打得立陶宛的CP和一家大型私人报纸（2000+S）写文抱怨+挖苦。
后来我们才知道，被各种理由处罚的不知我们一家，其中，瑞典某老妖被香蕉同学罚款发文抱怨（http://primera.e-sim.org/article.html?id=79501）引得已经被打得可能有点神经过敏的立陶宛CP写了这么一句话：“Please note that Banana is from UK before attacking Lithuania”（在你们准备打立陶宛之前看清楚香蕉人是英国国籍）（香蕉原来是立陶宛国籍，在这事发生的时候转到英国去了）。
其实有时候立陶宛人也能很可爱，不是吗。
国家福利也不错，有新人奖励计划，某个异常和善的老人也本着激励新人的角度允许几乎只会拿手摸的我申报一些奖励。（不过我一般还是不会OVERKILL的，除非从头等到尾，再不打就没得打了……）
本来是在中国找工作，开始学会的打黑工，两任厂长待我都不错，很是谢谢。中间有一段时间发现希腊工资高，就跑去挖了一笔。（后成功使希腊的GOV不堪重负，降低了工资……）
之后就被15军独角兽团（现新人团）的征兵广告吸引，然后就……军团待我也不错
之后赢得了一个战争狂的称号，因为新人团设置军令不甚勤快，于是便经常在群里骚扰管理层，要求设置军令。最后管理层不堪重负，于是决定要我设置军令（自娱自乐），没事干就不要烦他们。于是乎为了服（自）务（己）军（过）团（瘾）新人团这一段时间的军令不少都是我在乱点。
虽然有人告诉过我，向我们这种新人团纪律性毕竟平均还是不如一些很有名的军团，总战力也就很可能仅仅是勉强能看（还不算上那呵呵呵呵的出勤率什么的），不过我还是经常和一个领导层的商量如何设置军令，并及时设置。（谜之声：每次看到你丫的发信息之前军令就莫名其妙的出现在了你说的地方，这TM只能叫汇报吧！）
不过有时这个团也还是很有意思。在前几天发生的EAST CHINA的首都保护战当中 http://primera.e-sim.org/battleStatistics.html?id=12836 新人团居然得到了团体输出的第一，让我觉得这个团除了很Q很好玩，在一些情况下偶尔也是能派上大用的。
是吧。（设军令太有意思了根本就停不下来啊^.^）→（新人团众人：泥垢了！）
定了不少报纸，偶尔（经常）也看看国（幽）际（默）大事（师）什么的。不过话说回来，觉得外国人的报纸质量还是比国内的好一点点。经常和一些国内友人去别国的报纸上为国说话（复制粘贴）。真希望以后有一天，我们能有几份不那么官方的报纸受到国外人的肯定，成为我们军事活动的有力声援（挖苦外人）。
前几天有几个很厉害的人AFK了，不论其他，总的来说还是觉得很可惜吧。最近国内的报纸好像也有有点热闹过了头，不过E-SIM是一个小社会，有万众瞩目的领袖，有雄霸一方的军团长，有BH猎人，有推墙的战士，有愿意帮你打理装备的商人，也有眼中只有钱的纯理性人，有着更多像我这样不起眼的小朋友或者还有更多更多。不过也正是形形色色的人在一起，合作也好，吵架也罢，包括EC在内的这个世界才能慢慢的往前滚动吧。
以为AFK这件事其实离我很遥远，不过最近也有几个认识的朋友走了，突然有那么几个头像再也不会再说话了，那身有点熟悉的装束有的也不见了，感觉到这也是一件有点可怕的事。
真的哎，要是我哪天也会AFK了，我会怎么做呢？
其实很想要一个BH呢，不过我也没有擦卡的计划，也很懒懒到不会当商人的地步。看来只能遥遥无期了。
要是真的打算走了，我一定会双击够足够医疗包使用的Q5食物和Q5礼物，再按1/1-回避的系数准备好足够的Q1武器。
到时候就请一个朋友帮我代劳在一个最需要这份战斗力的战斗里，完成这个愿望吧。
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
