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2.她是全公司最认真也最无趣的员工，没想到有天会被经理搭讪。“我有车，送你吧？”她心跳加速，却摇头道：“不用。”“别客气。”“您爱人不介意？”“不会的。”“多不好意思…”“呵呵，要不要，给句话。”她终于勇敢地点了点头，却忍不住补充道：“送了我就是我的了，不许再要回去啊。”
3.小正太真猛~~哥哥哥哥哥哥~~ 今天在电梯里碰到两个大概六七岁的小正太，长得那叫一个俊~~ 就听到两人对话 “你有女朋友吗？” “没有” “我有两个，送你一个，女人多了烦！”。。。。 剩姐一个人在风中凌乱~~
4.小时候去姥爷家，姥爷家在农村那里红薯很多很甜，妹纸我超爱吃红薯，家里都用红薯喂猪，我就不干了，非蹲在猪圈旁要吃红薯，不然就不让姥爷喂猪，姥爷没办法，于是就喂我一块，喂猪一块，喂我一块喂猪一块……
5.LZ同事，女，有一个两岁多的儿子。。。割割更健康。。。同事平时比较贪玩，对孩子不及她老公有耐心，孩子比较粘爸爸，一天孩子让她老公唱歌听，他老公就唱了世上只有妈妈好，结果她儿子说：“爸爸，你骗我。”
6.圣诞节快到了，收到了一个小学生的贺卡，心想她会写祝老师您圣诞快乐。。谁知打开卡一看，写着大红字：祝孟老师长生不老！
7.今天下班去新街口路上………割了玛雅人的………旁边老太说，冷吧，让你穿羽绒服不穿，现在信我了吧。老头冻得瑟瑟发抖，“不是末日么，打扮帅一点”
8.初中时物理老师说过一句话:“不要指望天上掉馅饼，真掉下来你抢不过狗。”现在在一国企工作几年了，发现这句话真是太有道理了。
9.昨晚主任说了一段让人爱精的话：催菜的时候说“不要了”比“快点上”更管用，砍价的时候说“再看看”比“便宜点”更管用，挽留的时候说“你走啊”比“别这样”更管用，留不住的东西就用力把它往远得扔，没准撞到什么就弹回来了。
10.发个热乎的……割了室友的……寝室讨论女性平均寿命为什么比男性长。一人说我女朋友告诉我，女人有大姨妈，一直在排毒，所以比男人活的久。一二货说，男的还打炮那，也排啊。这时角落里传来，那是毒吗，那是生命啊！生命啊！啊！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
