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1.突然感觉单身挺好的。有对象的男孩纸们。你们的黑色十二月到来了。先是平安夜+圣诞节+元旦。三连杀。。紧接着就新年+情人节。两连杀。五连杀后生活水平退到解放前。。。^ω

2.发一个出差火车上的,工作原因经常出差各地,一次去云南,卧铺对面一对母子,母亲真心的漂亮,正太四五岁,本人健谈和美女聊的很开,关键是正太开口了,麻麻不许聊了,出来粑粑交待不让你勾三搭四,才上火车就忍不住了?关键又不帅……不帅……


3.我在餐厅,我妈在客厅跟我吼:你去厨房把那个,那个,那个什么拿过来!我:?,到底拿什么?我妈:算了,算了,指望你干点事都干不成!我:…………⊙﹏⊙


4.妹纸家住学校对面,农村。小时候家里婆婆洗衣服,晾衣服都面向马路的路过的人都能看到。昨天同学聚会,XXX高了,特别兴奋地拉住我说:知道吗,小时候班上男生最大的娱乐就是每天猜你穿了什么内内!!!


5.大学的时候去网吧包宿,实在是没事干,就看当时最流行的《武林外传》看的不亦乐乎……哥哥好爱你……我看的正起劲,我同学跑过来贱贱的说:“你丫闲的蛋疼啊,看武林外传”。我顿时感觉自己失落的很,心理想想也是。于是关了播放器准备干点别的,正琢磨着那,我一看旁边的一个们正在那津津有味的看《新白娘子传奇》,我顿时感觉自己的生活有了意义……


6.刚刚看到BB霜的


吾有一堆瓶瓶罐罐

我男人有一天拿着瓶瓶罐罐边研究边说

“眼霜擦眼睛;面霜擦脸;护手霜擦手;乳霜擦咪咪(是么?);BB霜擦......"

然后一脸惊恐地盯着我看

7.昨天看到的吧,某某写如果杨过是两只手都断了,他还能等小龙女16年吗?…不纯洁的秒懂了…下面一只回复大亮:你当雕兄是摆设么?!…立刻跪了…


8.一朋友是小学美术老师,现在小学也是收美术作业的,……割一下吧,还是……一天上课,她刚进班,一小孩就狂夸她,老师,你今天好漂亮啊,老师,你今天衣服好美啊,老师,你今天真的好漂亮,朋友被夸的心花怒放啊,然后那小孩很小声的又说了一句,老师,我作业忘了带了……


9.理科的强大在于你抄了答案也看不懂。
文科的强大在于你看了答案就不想抄了。

10.我老婆病了 你不表示表示? 说这句话的人是我爸。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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