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1.我就叫任君爽了怎么着吧!开始叫任军爽,老爸说我在部队外出生,看军人们飒爽英姿后给我取名军爽,上初中总被嘲笑,我以为他们笑我取个男孩名,我自己就改成君爽了,md,这点破事还上了糗百了,等我知道谁发的了,看我不削死你啊~!
2.某同学面试一大公司,录取二人大概五六十个人报名。考题是:让考官在最短的时间内记住自己。我同学一句没说上去给考官一嘴巴,调头跑了。第二天通知他去上班。他思索许久放弃了。
3.一个陌生的英俊男子敲开我家门,沉声问:“是XX先生么?”我点头,他猛地俯过身用力吻上我的唇,舌头蛮横的探进我口腔肆意搅拌。我先是震惊,然后挣扎,恼羞成怒的推开他:“混蛋!你干嘛?”男子无辜的摊手,道:“我是送快递的,刚刚那个热吻,是你远在美国的女友寄过来的,请查收。”
4.挺久之前的啦:室友跟我念新闻并评论道“新闻爆出少女拍**被猥亵,自己拍这个怎么害怕猥亵呢?”我当时心想,一定是男演员违反职业道德,做剧本上没有的动作吧。结果刚才上网,看新闻标题“17岁少女拍x片被猥亵”,明明是“拍x光片”啊~室友你的反过滤功能太强了点儿吧!!
5.一天,我和5岁大的儿子一同观看电视播放妇女生产的记录片。儿子轻声问我:“妈妈,你生我的时候是否也是这样痛?”“是的。”我答道。他听了拥抱着我,感激地说:“妈妈真聪明,懂得生男孩子,不然我也要挨痛了。”
6.网吧收银小妹的签名:开通宵的男生最讨厌了,冲上来就问:“小姐,包夜多少钱?”一点情调都不讲的...
7.男子在公交车上掏零钱时,不小心掉出了一个避孕套!男子非常尴尬,不知道该不该捡起来。这时,一旁的MM说道:“大哥,你弟弟工作服掉了!”
8.老石和老林每一次见面,总会相互调侃对方。一 ,老林突然抚摸老石的光头,然后说:“你这个光头,摸起来可真像我太太的屁股。”老石笑笑地摸摸自已的光头,然后颇有同感地说:“嗯!的确是一模一样。”
9.北京:老爸,我考了530,比一本分数线53分!“儿子真有出息,走去上海旅游!”
山东:爸,我530,跟二本线差了20分 “真没出息,别上了,滚上海打工吧!”
上海:“爸,我330,送我出国” “行,去学个工商管理回来帮我吧,今年又从山东招了不少农民工”。
10.一个卖豆腐的小伙放下三轮想去街边厕所小解被一大婶叫住,小伙忙说:你等一下我这更急。没一会小伙出来了,边整着腰带边拿起小刀要切豆腐,大婶忙说道: 喂,小伙子,你怎么不讲卫生,我还没见你洗手啊?小伙:洗什么手?大婶:你解手不用手哇?!小伙:我是用刀挑着尿的没用手。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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