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3、大学时候，一哥们炫富，带兄弟们去星级酒店的游泳池游泳。正游的欢畅，突然发现少了一个人，大惊失色，忙四处寻找。服务员过来问什么事，我们急忙说有个人找不到了是不是溺水了。服务员说，是不是个子高大光头，我们说是是，服务员说，刚才有个人坐在池子边搓澡呢，被保安带出去了。我们瞬间石化了
4、在楼下遇到一个三四岁的小男孩，见我开门忙上前：“阿姨我没有钥匙你能带我上楼吗？我要去找我朋友！”我说可以的，他竟然羞涩的说：“我是去找XXX，她是我女朋友！！！” ……阿姨真的很是为你们高兴呀！
5、我有个朋友去普陀山玩了一趟，买了一串佛珠，天天睡觉放在枕头下。背景交代完毕。今天一起吃完饭在外面走，这货突然和我说：”有没有发现我身体变好了，特有精神？”我问为什么。他说：”枕头底下放个佛珠，晚上a片都不敢看了，怕对佛祖不敬。”
6、昨天招行信用卡提醒我：「XX（直呼其名），你现在欠款xxxxxx，请尽快还款…」。刚才我通过支付宝换了款，短信立马变为：「尊敬的用户……」。一秒钟变大爷的节奏啊。
7、现在，妹纸我要揭露自己当年有多二了。。高中的时候早恋，心里又藏不住事，整天美的不行，我妈就猜我可能是谈恋爱了但也没说什么，直到有一天，我正洗着头发呢，我妈告诉我你来短信了！我不知道我哪来的勇气霸气十足的喊了一声，念！然后就听我妈语气平稳云淡风轻的说了一句媳妇我想你了。。。卧槽平时都不这么叫我的好吗！天要亡我啊。。。 ﹏
8、刚才老爸突然给我打电话“你干嘛呢？”我说“上班了啊！怎么啦？”他说“哦，你这两天也没发说说，朋友圈的，以为你出事了”“......”
9、早上拿100整的去报刊亭买矿泉水破零钱。报刊亭阿姨说这刚开门找不开啊，我想了想，那阿姨您有两个50的吗？阿姨说，这倒有。我说行，那您先给我破成两个50的，我再拿这50的买水您就能找开了吧？阿姨笑了笑，早这样不就得了，50的我能找开。
10、真事，我和女友是大学同学，女友特怕黑，晚自习上厕所，总要我在女厕门口守着，而且为了证明我一直在，还有暗号，就是学青蛙叫，结果每次女厕出来其他人，我都很尴尬，但更郁闷的是，刚刚看到一扣扣好友发说说:今天上厕所，一SB在女厕门口装青蛙王子……
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
