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1.下午出去办事情,刚把车停在靠墙的位置,突然跑来一女的,到我跟前就脱裤子,吓的我喊哎哎哎,你干嘛?她说不好意思,憋不住了!让你一个人看,总好过让一群人看!!!



2.银行业务员一枚。昨日去洗车,熟识的洗车店老板非常好奇地向我问到,你们银行是怎么赚钱的?我立即回答,主要是靠授信类业务,中间业务和资产类业务三大板块实现的。老板一脸疑惑,要求我通俗的解释一下。我想了想,说:就是高利贷,乱收费和拉皮条。老板听后豁然开朗。






3.ーー;)一句不割~~身为女性我真的很想说一句:我从来没看过岛国动作片,不是因为我纯,只是因为实在不知道哪里能找到。






4.昨晚去文化广场散步,路过一片草坪时发现一个菇凉在揍她的小狗,还边揍边说:“你把老娘的鞋叼哪了?赶紧去给老娘叼回来!”




5.糗事--------中国男篮虽然世界八强也进不了,但起码有些球员耳熟能详,可是对于现在国足,我真的说不起来一个名字。同意的顶起。




6.以前公司有个老总有一句话广为流传:兄弟,好好干,干好了哥给你换个嫂子






7.某天下了课回寝室的路上,北方的风你懂得,~~割掉绳子~~我和舍友聊天:“这么大的风给我个气球拽着都能飞上天了,不过我得带把剪刀,不然下不来”!舍友用一种诧异的眼神望着我:为什么下不来啊?我很淡定的回答:得把绳子剪断啊。说着恍然大悟:哦,不用带剪刀,我可以咬断绳子!!舍友幽幽地来了一句:为什么你不直接松手呢?




8.楼主小医生一枚,一星期前一个93岁的老爷子拉着91的老伴看病,老太太身体好的没话说就是膝盖老疼顺便全面体检,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,今天老太太吵着要出院,因为他怀疑老爷子跟邻房七十多岁的老太太有染...




9.开学这几天穿的人模狗样的都是学长,依然拖鞋大裤衩的那是学姐夫。。


10.最近看了一条让我非常愤怒的新闻,————咯咯咯····————台湾有个富二代叫李宗瑞,他意然做出了禽兽不如的行径!过程不堪入目,我希望有朋友可以把他的犯罪过程发给我,让我好好看一下他的兽行,以便深度揭露,加以强烈谴责!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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