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1.．．．．发个剩热的．刚买了个ipod各种捣鼓、．．．哥哥娶媳妇．．．．头疼的事，家住老小区无线网是有的、都加密。因为家中没装无线所以要蹭蹭。结果本人果断的打开窗户喊了“LIN****是谁家的无线网，密码给个”，哥的声音响彻小区．以为我多此了，结果一哥们大喊“我只报一遍．．．．．”我用惊人的记忆记住了。输入了，正确的。回复：谢谢啊！那哥们淡定的说，还有两天就停了，你赶紧的！
2.我们办公室中午流行午睡，六七个同事都买了那种沙滩床。
中午放下来，大家直挺挺的睡成一片。
终于有一天，大家酣睡之时，别的办公室有个同事进来说：
我靠，这么恐怖，怎么像停尸房一样？！
3.有次过安检，发现自己拉链没拉，刚有点不好意思，被安检的姑娘发现了，顺手就利索地帮我拉...上...了......姑娘，萍水相逢，你这是何必呢?……让我情何以堪啊
4.有放牛放羊的，我也做个小牧童.小时候家里养一群鸡，～~割了天杀的偷鸡贼～~外公为了有人看鸡，每次喂鸡时偷偷扔几个喔喔奶糖，年幼的楼主以为是鸡下的，尼玛二货一样整天摇摇晃晃的跟在一群鸡后面....整整跟了一夏天啊有木有！！
5.在产科门口等检查的时候，来了对夫妻…女的问“号挂好了？”男的说“挂好了，喏，两张”！他老婆瞪大眼问“为什么挂了两个号”男的自豪地说“你现在不已经是两个人了么！”
6.今天和闺蜜一起洗澡，看到她肚子上的伤疤（剖腹产留下的），就问她:“ 这么小的口子怎么可能把宝宝生出来啊？ ”
闺蜜:“你是不是以为剖腹产就是把宝宝从肚皮上来的口里直接拿出来的啊？”
我满脸黑线:“难道不是吗？”
7.有没有人和我小时候一样胆小？半夜上厕所的时候前后左右看，脑海里不断虚构着鬼从窗户外、马桶里、镜子里、床底下、身后等等等等只要能想到的地方爬出来，有一种吓不到自己不罢休的精神。
8.说个大学时的事，，，，，割，，，，，，从小嘴贱惹了不少祸。军训的时候由于天色已晚，教官决定讲故事给我听。“我以前当兵时候一个人在山上，什么都没有，连吃的都是空运过来的，只有一条大狼狗陪着我。你们知道两年陪着一条狗，是什么后果么。”我顺嘴就接了句“狗怀孕了？”。
9.平时大鱼大肉放在桌上不屑一顾，吃泡面时，里面的小肉丁一个都不放过的同学有木有？
10.今天同事带五岁儿子到公司玩。逗他：小帅哥，你叫什么名字啊？小朋友：我叫钟浩然，我姓钟，我爸爸也姓钟，妈妈是叛徒，妈妈姓刘！
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
