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什么?明天是情人节!

-------亲爱的E世界基佬们,你们还在等什么!!!带上汽油、打火机还有火焰喷射器,明天上街吧。烧死那些异端!!!!
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大FFF团团歌奉上。


据本报得到可靠消息,明天将是一个恐怖的日子,将由无数的情侣假借节日的名义,走上街头,用秀恩爱这一国际严令禁止的大规模杀伤武器对我众单身青年发动致命一击。为了防止世界被破坏,为了拯救单身基佬的正义,尾巴大的装熊猫卖萌的黑锅囧统 tuwen 基佬,带领着NEW SMART中的其余11位基佬,共同组成了伟大的E世界FFF团,带领单身的人们,烧光所有的情侣!!!!!!!!!!


亲爱的基佬们,伪娘们,女汉子们:
圣战正在拉开帷幕。你们难道愿意看着那些谈恋爱的异端们在你们面前秀恩爱!!愿意看着他们晚上在宾馆啪啪啪,你在电脑前LOL!!不可以!!你可以选择说不!!让我们拿出我们的勇气,用我们大FFF团的怒火!!烧毁他们!!!




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随机采访,E世界基佬对情人节的看法


tuwen :作为一个国家的囧统,我必须公正。对于过情人节的朋友,我要表示祝贺。并亲手送上我扎破……哦,不!我精心准备的BYT。祝他们10个月后幸福。
(PS:这是气球,不准想多了!!)

Instance :情人节好啊。早上卖元宵,中午卖玫瑰,夜里卖避孕套,第二天早上卖避孕药。想想都好激动,要挣好多钱,好多钱,好多钱,好多钱………………


Rosekaiser :送给E世界的人一句话:情人节如果那天你感到孤独,请记住:在一年的其他日子,也没有人爱你


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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