Esim - 【今日话题】什么!!!僵尸军团全是基佬???!!!
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很多人都听过关于僵尸军团和它老板 shaka 的许多传说,而这些传说的背后,又隐藏一个更大的秘密!!!
”僵尸兵团全是基佬!!!“
是的,你没有听错,在E世界里有名的僵尸军团全是基佬!!或许你只听说过军团里面只有SHAKA和少数管理层是基佬。但你据对没想到整个僵尸兵团都是基佬,而且还准备让整个E世界成为基佬的世界!!!!
惊天阴谋!!!

今天笔者有幸遇到了几位来自僵尸军团的士兵,我们将从他们口中得知僵尸军团就是怎么一个地方。这几位士兵叫做 liushuo (以下简称L) zhengsheng123 (以下简称Z) imbaniu (以下简称牛)。这是我和这几位有良知的基佬的访谈实录:
记者:你们这次站出来向本报披露僵尸军团的内幕,是为了什么??
L:我不想让更多的人变成和我们一样的基佬了。
Z:其实吧,其实我们三个不想有更多的基佬来抢夺我们心爱的SHAKA了,我们军团人多
L:轮到我们陪SHAKA一次都要几个月
牛:恩
记者:那么你们说僵尸兵团全是基佬是什么时候的事啊?
L:这事牛知道
记者:牛先生,你能给我说说吗?
牛:是这样的,记者。我刚刚进军团的时候,只有SHAKA是基佬,后来,后来僵尸的整个管理层变成了基佬,后来 后来 后来我发现整个僵尸都变成了基佬,包括我。
记者:这是什么原因呢??
Z:因为!因为基佬会传染!!!!!!!!!!!!!!记者先生 ,你去哪里啊
记者穿上防化服继续采访中
记者:你意思是说SKAHA在传染搅基的病毒??
L: 对,他先是让整个僵尸变成基佬,然后随着僵尸的扩大,越来越多的人在变成基佬,然后一步步征服整个E世界,让整个E世界变成基佬,然后影响现实世界
记者:谢谢几位的爆料,你们不怕爆料后被僵尸内部干掉吗??
Z:不怕,只要记者同志帮我们姓名保密就好。对了,EC的总统 tuwen 早就被感染,而且正在更隐秘的传播搅基病毒

根据爆料人的爆料,我报在此倡议
枪在手 跟我走!!
杀shaka 防基佬!!














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