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1.生理老师是个特有意思的老头。。人的染色体有23对的分割线。。
老头慢悠悠地问:染色体多少对啊,同学们。
教室一角某二货:64对啊﹏
老头淡定而严肃地点点头:嗯,现在告诉我你来地球的目的是什么。

2.早上上班快迟到了,拦不到的土。路边一群摩的停在那里。便跳上一辆说快点,我到中南,到达目的地,我说多少钱?他说不要钱,我不是摩的.....

3.小时候和表哥关系亲密无间,阿姨经常半认真办开玩笑的说让我长大嫁给表哥。我每次总是害羞的低下了头,以为终身大事就那么定了。。。。直到初中上了生物课才知道近亲不能结婚,当时那节课犹如五雷轰顶,内心久久不能平复。。。


4.我永远都不会忘记 出门忘带学生证 然后进来只能在门口唱校歌 来证明自己是本校学生的场景

5.刚才媳妇让我去买个不锈钢的剪刀,我想起tt没了就先去买tt,刚进店里也不知道在想什么,直接给老板来句:拿盒不锈钢的tt…

6.刚刚有一保险的女的打电话。……………………………………………………………………说的稀里哗啦,其中一句“这不单单是为了咱们自己,还有咱们的父母,咱们的孩子……”,哥动情了,也跟着默默的说了一句“咱们的孩子?”然后,然后就听见盲音了……

7.话说我一朋友病了,去铁路局附属医院看病,要挂盐水,给他扎针的是一实习小护士,拿针在他手上扎了半天都没扎进血管,丫已经疼的龇牙咧嘴了,无奈叫来了护士长,护士长好手法只见一针见血的扎进了血管,接下来的动作是拔出扎进去的针递给那个实习护士说,看清楚没有?你再试一次。。。

8.北京号召捐款,弱弱的问一句,未居住五年,未纳税五年的有资格捐麽?要摇号麽?

9.当官的总说人民是我们的父母,今天终于明白了这句话,感情是父母拿钱供儿女,儿女在外炫富,还说“拿去用,没有了,我再管我爸妈要

10.<北京欢迎你>:我家雨伞常打开,打开雨伞挡雨,武汉有海不算稀奇,北京到处养鱼。我家住着海景房,窗外都是岛屿,一处两处不是问题,全城都是水域。北京欢迎你,用大雨浇透你,瀑布中的地铁充满着朝气。北京欢迎你,会游泳谁都了不起,能顺利到家就是奇迹.....

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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