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好久没法没品笑话选了, 本来想发一次的,可是连着两篇都说发布内容包含垃圾,我都不知道那些人起个名字还能垃圾...
1.今天扬州地震了,看见一条微博戳中我笑点了:在家上网抖腿,突然感觉节奏不对了。


2.带着4岁的小外甥去海底世界玩儿,小家伙一进去就大吼一声:舅舅,好多海鲜!!!

3.昨天和朋友打麻将,这货是微薄控,突然看他拿出爱疯对着自己的牌照了一张,倒腾了一会,我偷偷的掏出手机上微薄,微薄上他的牌尽收眼底,赢一四条…


4.都说童言无忌。BOSS的小萝莉今年4岁,因老板娘外出旅游,boss把萝莉带到办公室。小萝莉那个高兴,蹦蹦跳跳,典型的“问题少女”,啥事都问。一女的嫌她说话大声,就抱着她很温柔的跟她说别那么大声说话好不好,小萝莉不爽突然碰出一句,“那你昨晚在我粑粑房间又叫那么大声。。。。”办公室瞬间安静无比。。

5.我觉得我对小侄女的无限宠爱源于她两岁那年把我姐姐钱包里的钱一张张铺在躺在沙发上的我身上说:小姨,给你,全都给你!

6.我大学的时候吃山竹,我都是一次剥很多,然后都放到碗里,拿筷子夹着吃,一边吃冰棍一边吃,一边看电脑的视频。我们寝室天津内哥们进屋看我一眼,说了句天津话:我说您了可牛B啊,好嘛,吃冰棍你嘛还就着蒜。

7.基层连队的军医都是兽医 ﹣ ﹣ ﹣ ﹣割你妹啊割﹣ ﹣ ﹣ ﹣有次我吃鱼被鱼刺卡住了,两三天都没下去,实在受不了就到卫生队去看医生。那军医说:“没事,你回去泡碗泡面,不嚼直接往下咽就好了”。回连队我照办,没效果,又去找他。
军医问:“你泡的什么面啊?”
答:“康帅傅红烧牛肉面!”
军医:“难怪的,康帅傅的不行,面太软了,你要吃今麦郎弹面!”
弹你妹啊弹

8.刚收到短信:本人换号,敬请惠存。晕,没说是谁!过一会儿,又收到短信:不好意思,忘说名字了。

到现在还不知道是谁!

9.有次我们一群人去吃饭,我说最近男朋友运气不太好,那货突然一头扎在我胸上,然后说:没事,现在我逢凶(胸)化吉了。。。

10.婚姻中,我们敬佩两种人:一是年轻陪着男人过苦日子的女人;二是年长陪着女人过好日子的男人。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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