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1.办公室一女同事和男同事斗嘴斗不过,拿起香水对其衣服猛喷,然后微笑着说:“今晚,等着你媳妇和你拼命吧!”

2.我双手搬着砖,就无法抱你.我放下了砖,却无法养你


3.刚才看西游记,忽然觉得这妖怪抓唐僧和灰太狼抓羊差不多,都是经常抓到,都经常开煮了,可就是没有一回能进嘴!

4.发个初中的,有一年校庆。办了典礼,期间主持人提问,随意抽取童鞋上去回答,答对了有小礼品。又是提问时间,主持人的问题是:历史上活得最久的皇帝是谁。选了一个我们班的奇葩,那货悠悠的对着话筒答到:玉皇大帝……。

5.儿子是个小帅哥,---是这么割吗?---十四岁有一次被我打屁股,打完自己穿上裤子。很严肃地说:让你打是给你面子,你以为我打不过你吗?以后有理说理没理不要乱打人,怎么当父母的呀?---说完走人,剩下我风中凌乱



6.刚才到附近小诊所买感冒药,进门发现一小伙挺潮,鼻子上亮晶晶的一环子,好家伙,还打了鼻环呢。不对呀,再一细瞅,咋还流血了呢,表情也不对啊。。这小伙张嘴了,哥们有烟么,给支烟抽止止疼,钓鱼呢,鱼钩甩鼻子上挂着了。。
上烟,上火。给点上,这必须的。

7.什么叫刺激性消费?听一位来买ipad客户讲的,她老公之所以让她来买ipad是因为前一天晚上和朋友聚会,朋友小孩玩ipad不让她儿子玩,这算小事,她老公的车是这样买的,参加聚会保安不让他停他的电动车,第二天去买了路虎,我不会告诉你,我也受刺激了,但我没钱消费。

8.单位贴出告示:办公室内穿短裙、短裤、吊衫、背心、拖鞋者一律当场没收。

9.还是不能割'我弟名于浩'记得以前上小学的时候'他们班三个叫于浩的'没错'他们班主任为了区分'一个叫大于浩'一个叫小于浩'你猜我弟叫啥'哈哈'这有才班主任叫我弟等于浩'等于号
我以为会是中分号

10.一男子追求我,遭我多次拒绝,期间多次邀请我出去我都以各种理由拒绝。有次朋友聚会,恰好这男子也在,期间我玩得疯狂,本性暴露,各种疯了,晚上回到宿舍收到短信:以前你在我心里是个女神,现在接触了就知道你是个女神经病……


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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