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经常都是晚上出门，白天回家。
它有个朋友知道它住哪，会到家里叫它，有一次朋友来找它，
在门口叫了几声，我回了一句不在家，它就掉头走了！
2.今天吃饭，我说：爸，你看我同学都出国了。
我爸悠悠的来句：你那算啥，我同学都出殡了。
3.一次坐公交去火车站，等车的时候遇到一个老奶奶，她问我火车站怎么坐车，我说我也去，你跟我一起吧，下车以后我正准备跟她说回去怎么坐车呢，只见她从包里拿出一个碗，往地上一坐，顿时我就凌乱了
4.小时候喜欢吃成袋的瓜子仁…我妈妈就说那瓜子仁都是商家雇了100多个老太太没事坐炕头上用嘴嗑出来的0_o！然后我就有了心理阴影再也不吃瓜子仁了…光想像一铺炕上坐着100多个老太太集体嗑瓜子的场面我就胆战心惊啊…
5.我朋友的儿子一岁多，在吃饼干，他姥爷逗他玩说：给我吃点好不好啊，他就把饼干塞进姥爷嘴里，但是小手太小，把指头也塞进了姥爷嘴里，姥爷也没觉得，就一口咬了下去，结果他哇哇大哭，打那以后姥爷再管他要吃的他都要先把手指伸进姥爷嘴里，看看姥爷咬不咬他，不咬他他才给姥爷吃
6.看非诚勿扰男嘉宾VCR里一个男的说【他是个非常讲义气的人，还记得有一次我喝醉了，他把我送到酒店开了间房，还非常细心的照顾了我一晚上，我很感动】接着就是BIUBIUBIU的灭灯声
7.果然老了啊，哥还是哥，不是叔……十几岁时候，每次兴致勃勃的介绍喜欢的明星歌星给老爸，他都是很茫然没听过的表情，一点兴趣没有，搞得我也很纳闷，现在我懂了，尼玛现在新出的明星啥的，我一个不认识了，现在差不多两三年没看过电视节目了，有没有和我一样的啊？
8.生病了去医院吊水。跟病号们聊天。。。。
一个老爷爷说：现在女的就是好，一个大裤头子一年四季都能穿，天冷了里面加个裤子，天热了光穿裤头子，省钱又省事。。。哎哟我去。爷爷你这么嗨，你家人知道吗。
9.lz苦逼高中狗，刚刚放假，为了在开学前能high 几天，正奋力抄答案，因为答案在寒假作业的后面，抄起来就要揭过来揭过去的，很麻烦，老妈进来了，来了句：你这样抄多麻烦啊，干脆把答案撕下来抄，多方便。。。。。。。。中国好妈啊，我撕下来后，她就把答案拿走了。。。。。^^*)*)#*);£%¥$¥*=_*
10.我一吃货哥们做小学老师，，做了一个月就辞职没干了。
问他为什么， 他是这么说的“别的老师上课，学生上课吃零食他们都会生气的夺过来扔了，我TM上课看见我的学生吃零食我就想去问问还有没有，能不能给老师吃点，，，，” 你辞职是对的啊，，，
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
