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1.今天路过一服装店,里面一美女在试齐13小短裙,穿上后问老板这会不会太短了。老板说了句除了你老公没人会觉得短...

2.一句话不割——我上一届学姐,被别人扔铅球砸到脑袋,成绩由中等变到全校前十考进天津南开大学……

3.。。。哥哥爱格格。。。我一同学的朋友骑摩托车出门,看见一辆押钞车。闲的无聊,就跟在后面,想看看把钱送到哪里去,跟出去几公里路,前面的押钞车突然伸出来了一把枪瞄着他,这货吓得骑到路边的沟里去了……听说骨折了。。。

4.今天楼主去上海出差,上飞机前给媳妇发了条短信:我登机了。
GC来了!。
这二货媳妇回了条:吾皇万岁万岁万万岁。。。。。。。。。。

5.有一次朋友带着她三岁的女儿来我家玩,老公正上网玩游戏,女儿好奇于是凑到跟前问:“叔叔,你在干嘛?”老公回答:“我在打游戏呢!你妈妈会打吗?”女儿:“不会,她会打我。”

6.你妹的物业,为啥我去问车位你说没有,我媳妇去问你却说还有两个?

7.昨晚同学聚会。喝的有点高了。~~~割割割割割~~~~~其中一个同学是学医的,我们就讨论起了解剖S体。接下来对话。生哥:你也不害怕啊? 豪哥:那有什么好怕的。 生哥:躺那都不动了还不害怕。豪哥:我艹,躺那要是动了我才怕呢。。。。

8.最美教师张丽莉今天入党啦,刚才新闻联播播了她的入党宣誓。为啥我们有点好人你们都要抢过去,你们出了坏人就要开除到我们群众中来呢。

9.这是我看过的唯一让我真心跪倒膜拜的吐槽——“当初哪怕有那么一个精仔更强壮,我都不用出来应付这个世界。”

10.小妹问我“姐,你知道母鸡生完蛋为什么会一直叫么?” 我“因为它要向主人邀功”。 表妹很鄙视的看了我一眼,说“因为它生蛋生的P眼疼,所以才叫的。”

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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