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每日一逗,今天来张萌图




话说今天周六了,终于又可以放松了,但是晚上集团还要开年会,他喵的路途遥远,真心不想去啊。。。。。
祝大家周末愉快,希望今天的《逗报》能够给你一个愉悦的心情!

lz高中早上六点早读开始,那时候同桌是个男的...不割还要用……有天早上同桌迟到了半个小时,裤子上一个洞,衣服上都是土,手上也有擦伤,问他怎么回事,说:早上太困了,骑车子上学,看前面没人就睡了一会…睁开眼就在地上躺着……然后就没有然后了

来个行尸走肉的,真心毫无违和感啊。。。。太逗了这是


今早在公司厕所排翔,过了一会旁边的蹲位来了个人,一系列的排翔准备工作就绪后,我就听到“咕咚”一声,然后那人说了句:“MD,水花没压住,6.5分。”。。。6.5。。。6.5分

老妈打麻将,老爸在旁边看。老爸光看不够啊,也想摸几把,可老妈又不愿意起来,老爸无奈,好吧,于是殷勤地给老妈倒水,还特温柔说“喝点水喝点水,别渴着了”。搞得老妈特有面子,过了一会儿老妈去厕所,老爸迅速占了座位,我妈出来了怎么叫我爸都不起来,笑死人了。我爸可真是有头脑,我得多学着点

感谢中国足球,让我学会了如此多的地理知识 =。=!


回老家了,昨晚和兄弟到酒吧喝酒。背景真的交代清楚了。。。我们4个人坐在吧台前,然后有个女的坐我兄弟旁边,各种卖骚。兄弟:妹子,单身?那女的点点头。兄弟:那我追你好吗?那女的看了看我兄弟,然后又点点头。兄弟:那你还不快跑!那女的白了一眼走开了。兄弟你何时那么牛B啊,你家里人知道吗。







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请大家多多订阅,互相传递下哦,谢谢!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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