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一份心仪已久的工作,今天通知闺蜜和我一起去复试,很顺利地通过了,刚刚从公司出来,我嘴里碎碎念着:咱们真的有工作了吗?这是真的吗?突然,二货闺蜜一巴掌甩我脸上,并贱贱地吐出两个字:疼吗! 你二大爷的!你别跑!……

学驾照时教练给说的一段子,说他村里有两口子吵架,男的大半夜骑三轮摩托带着老婆和儿子来到他丈母娘家门口,咣咣的一阵敲门,开门后还没等他丈母娘开口,他来了一句“退货”!!!然后自己走回家了,三轮车都不要了!!!!

说个十几年前,我表哥相亲的事!老家农村的,一般初中或者高中毕业,家里人就安排相亲!一次表哥去相亲,女方长的有点惨不忍睹(听表哥说的),但对方父母和女方挺相中我表哥!一直夸这孩子不错!表哥一直想找个理由闪人,借口去厕所把女方自行车气放掉了!然后回屋说:叔,你车子没气了,我帮你吹起来吧!然后,对方以为他脑子有问题,坚决不同意!



一次坐地铁,遇见乞丐要钱,看小孩子挺可怜,果断从裤兜掏钱出来,一看是个 50的毛爷爷。。。。时间停止5秒中后,迅速装回去,旁边坐的那哥们,实在没忍住,就喷了。。。。

找同学帮忙贴膜,这坑爹小伙伴。。。


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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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