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1.今天在医院,遇到一个男人在产房外,特焦急的等。一会儿,小护士一脸焦急的跑出来,跟那男的说了几句话(太远没听清)。然后看见那个男的愣了一下,随机吼出:废话保大的!那小崽子老子又好几亿呢!

2.法国电影喜欢调侃政府,英国电影喜欢调侃政党,日本电影喜欢调侃警察,美国电影喜欢调侃总统,香港电影喜欢调侃大陆,中国电影喜欢调侃观众!!

中国导演们都去拍广告了。

3. 刚才我去小区门口ATM机取钱,一大叔正在取,本人就斜站在那看着他,大叔可能感觉有人盯着他,不时回头看看我,终于忍不住了回头对我大吼:你tm盯着我看干嘛? 想打劫啊!!,小弟我顿时来火了骂到:你tm白痴啊!塞了这么多次就没发现你手里拿的身份证?

4.大三苦逼考试过后,背景
————个个————
一哥们说:“监考掀人家卷子和流氓掀女人裙子有什么区别!明明知道下面是什么还看,这不犯贱么 ”

5.我怀疑我买的蚊香有问题~~~~~~~~~~闹~~~~~~~割~~~~~~~~命~~~~~~~了~~~~~~~这几天只要一点蚊香睡觉晚上就会做春梦,MD各种美女啊,各种姿势啊,每天都换女主角啊,啊……啊……,操!还让不让人睡觉了????现在的蚊香液不安全啊
我今天又买了两盒

6.什么是球星效应? ———— 齐达内退休了,法国队6年都没缓过劲儿来;普斯卡什退休了,匈牙利队60年了都没缓过劲儿来;高俅退休了,中国队1000年都没缓过劲来..

7.在《朝鲜14岁女生保护金正日画像被淹死获嘉奖》的网易新闻后,见到一条跟帖:“对付朝鲜军队,只需要往海里狂扔金正日照片……”

8.一句话不割……跟老公睡觉,冬天丫把你抱的紧的能勒死,一到热的时候,摸大半个床都摸不到他

9.本人大龄单身男青年(29),街上碰到一高中同学,客套一番后,那同学问:孩子多大啦?哥脑子一抽,答:还是个蝌蚪……蝌蚪……

10.一句话不割,昨天看到一扣扣好友的签名改为以前一个月能用五卷纸现在只能用一卷了,看来我真的老了。我瞬间好像明白了什么…

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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