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莱沐:老师,我有问题。

史莱姆老师:嗯,会提问的都是好史莱姆。说吧,你有什么问题。

莱沐:为什么我们史莱姆要怎么生孩子

小史莱姆(黑线)

老师(黑线)

史莱姆子:其实,只要等到自己足够大的时候去村口的井里面和一口水就可以分裂生孩子了。

莱沐:啊~?那,史莱姆没有性别吗?

史莱姆子:没有啊,怎么了?

小史莱姆:哼,这都不知道。史莱姆当然都是没有性别的喽。

莱沐:等等,没有性别?

史莱姆子:与其说是没有,不如说是,想什么性别就是什么性别吧。

小史莱姆:嗯,就像我是女的。

史莱姆子:嗯,我是男的。

莱沐:啊,史,史莱姆酱?女的?

小史莱姆:嗯,不然干嘛要你叫我史莱姆酱。

莱沐:可是,你不是我弟弟吗?

小史莱姆:都说了这是我的个人癖好了嘛。

莱沐:等等,你姑且不说,史莱姆子为什么是男的啊?!

史莱姆子:很奇怪么?我戴着花啊。

莱沐:嗯,然后呢?

史莱姆子:我还是粉红色的啊!

莱沐:这,这个我好像知道。

史莱姆子:所以是男的,对吧。

莱沐:好像,蛮有道理的。

史莱姆子:本来就很有道理嘛。

莱沐:那我?是男的吗?

小史莱姆:第一次见到不知道自己是男是女的史莱姆。

史莱姆子:第一次见到不知道自己是男是女的史莱姆。

(当然是男的啊!)
(你可是我们的白马王子啊!)
(必须是男的啊!)

莱沐:啊,不过,史莱姆子。你喜欢我,不是吗?

史莱姆子:啊,喜欢?你说什么啊!

莱沐:果然是我多想了么?

史莱姆子:这是爱啊!怎么可以用喜欢来形容。

莱沐:不对,这更不对了啊!我们都是男的啊,你这不是基佬吗?

史莱姆子:说什么呢?同性相吸啊,这可是小学一年级的内容呢。

莱沐:不,这个,觉得好像有一点儿小问题呢。

莱沐:那,史莱姆酱为什么喜欢你。

小史莱姆:不是说了吗,这是我的个人癖好啊!










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