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叫我史莱姆酱



小史莱姆:哥哥,哥哥。告诉你个好消息呦~猜猜看是什么嘛~~


史莱姆哥哥:不想听。


小史莱姆:猜猜看嘛~别这样呀。


史莱姆哥哥:是不是你会走路了。


小史莱姆:这个我2年前就会了。


史莱姆哥哥:... ...你,你不是才1岁么?!!哪里来的2年前会走路啊。


小史莱姆(嘟嘴):哥哥不也每天看我跑来跑去的,怎么还问我是不是刚学会走路。


史莱姆哥哥:... ...欺负我没读过书,辩不过你是吧。说吧,有什么消息。


小史莱姆:噔~噔~噔噔~~~快看快看,这是你昨天和我说的人类世界的糖果吧!


史莱姆哥哥:糖~~糖~!!没想到我有生之年还能见到糖果,给我,快给我~!


小史莱姆:咦~给你是没问题啦,不过哥哥你不是不想听着好消息么?


史莱姆哥哥:别~别收回去。哥哥,我叫你哥哥可以么?大爷,呜呜~你是我爷爷啊,亲爷爷~快把糖给我吧!


小史莱姆:(*^__^*) 嘻嘻……还是叫我莱姆酱吧!叫了就给你。


史莱姆哥哥:莱~~莱姆~~能不能换一个称呼啊,太不好意思了。


小史莱姆:好啊,不叫也可以。


史莱姆哥哥:别,我叫。史莱姆酱..~酱。呜呜~我一会天天这样叫你,快给我吧。


小史莱姆:算了,刚刚开始叫有点儿害羞也没问题。不过这糖给哥哥你是没有问题,不过你真的不想吃么?一定要叫我史莱姆酱啊!


史莱姆哥哥:没问题,没问题。给我吧。


小史莱姆:吃吧。不过我觉得我应该先说明清楚你再吃。


史莱姆哥哥(毫不犹豫地吃下去了):喂~这真的是糖么?怎么没味道啊。


小史莱姆:哥哥,你真的是单细胞生物么?史莱姆没有舌头怎么可能知道糖是什么味道啊!


史莱姆哥哥:... ...那吃糖有什么意思?你难道想告诉我说吃糖就像吃一个石头一样什么味道都没有么?


小史莱姆:到不是和吃石头一样。


史莱姆哥哥:那有什么差别啊!


小史莱姆:根据我们史莱姆家族百科全书的记载。人类口中的糖果对我们史莱姆有剧毒的功效,吃下去之后会导致皮肤腐烂,奇痒难忍。更有相关历史记载,曾经一名忠贞不二的史莱姆勇士在糖果的威胁下也透露出了国家机密导致战争失败,更有科学家证明过... ...


史莱姆哥哥:等等~你,你刚刚说什么?


小史莱姆:简单来说,哥哥待会儿会很难受。


史莱姆哥哥:...这么重要的事情你怎么不早一点儿说啊!


小史莱姆:我刚刚不是都说叫你等下吃了。


史莱姆哥哥:那。。那。。小史莱姆,我该怎么办?


小史莱姆:是史莱姆酱,不是小史莱姆。


史莱姆哥哥:小史莱姆,别闹了,快点说要怎么办吧!


... ...


史莱姆哥哥:史莱姆酱拜托了。


小史莱姆:早这样多好,唉,我怎么有一个这么没用的哥哥。


史莱姆哥哥(一副快哭的样子)


小史莱姆:只要走一走吧糖果从身体里面移开就好了。


史莱姆哥哥:啊~没了?


小史莱姆:没了


史莱姆哥哥:那,之前那个勇士没有想到这个方法吗?


小史莱姆:怎么可能会有勇士死在糖果手上啊!你不会真的信了吧?


史莱姆哥哥:你, 你!!!!。。。哇!好痛!


小史莱姆:看来药效发作了呢!再不走一走会死的呦。
———————————史莱姆们的一天又这样过去了————————
史莱姆哥哥:史莱姆酱,为什么把糖果甩出来了我肚子还很痛啊。


小史莱姆:还有残渣,再过一个星期消化掉就好了

史莱姆哥哥:没别的办法么?

小史莱姆:要我帮你做手术切了么?
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