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我會計劃 "定期" 讓有勇氣的少年/少女穿著奇異的服飾, 帶著外地的腔調, 爬上廣場上的紀念碑公然抨擊我, 宣稱知道我力量的秘密, 同時號召組織反抗軍等等.這樣一來,當真正的勇者到來的時候, 市民早就厭煩了.
44. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly,outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
我不會規定恐怖軍團中的高階女性穿著無暇的鋼制胸罩, 比較寬鬆的服裝規定會有比較高昂的士氣. 同樣的, 全套黑色皮製服飾只有在正式典禮時才需要穿著.
45. I will not employ devious schemes that involve the hero's party getting into my inner sanctum before the trap is sprung.
我不會採用在陷阱發動前, 將英雄隊伍誘入我最高指揮中心的邪惡計劃.
46. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
我不會變成一條蛇, 這一招總是沒用.
47. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
我不會蓄山羊鬍, 過去這讓你看起來很邪惡, 但是現在這讓你看起來像是X世代的不滿份子.
48. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
我不會將同一隊伍的人都關在一起, 而是各自囚禁. 如果他們是非常重要的囚犯,我會將唯一的牢房鑰匙帶在身上, 而不是發給每一個地牢守衛一把.
49. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
如果我最忠心的副官報告我們的恐怖軍團正在輸掉一場戰爭, 我會相信他. 畢竟,他是我最忠心的副官.
50. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
如果我擊殺的敵人有年幼的兄弟或是子孫在外, 我會立刻找出來而且殺了他們.而不會等到他們懷著仇恨長大, 在我年老時來找我.
51. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
當我必須騎馬上戰場時, 我絕不會接近我恐怖軍團的最前線, 也不會尋找敵軍中我的對手.
52. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable super weapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
我既沒有騎士精神也沒有運動精神, 如果我有無敵的超級武器, 我會盡早使用而且常常使用, 而不會把它收藏起來.
53. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
一旦我的權力鞏固, 我會摧毀所有令人厭惡的時光旅行機器.
54. I will offer oracles the choice of working exclusively for me or being executed.
我會提供預言神殿兩個選擇: 只為我工作或是被處死.
55. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
當我抓住一個英雄時, 我會確定我也抓到他的狗, 猴子, 雪貂或是其他任何碰巧在身邊可以解開繩子或是會偷取鑰匙的病態可愛小動物.
56. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
當我抓到一個美麗的反叛分子, 而她宣稱被我的力量與外貌所吸引, 只要讓她參與我的計劃, 她就會背叛她的同伴. 對此, 我會維持健康的懷疑態度.
57. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to
give the other guy a sporting chance.
我只會僱用為錢工作的獎金獵人人. 那些為了樂趣而狩獵的傢伙很可能會做出愚蠢的事, 例如很奇怪的給與對方逃命的機會.
58. I will not rely entirely upon ``totally reliable'' spells that can be neutralized by relatively inconspicuous talisman.
我不會依賴可以被不引人注目的護身符所抵銷的 "萬無一失" 的魔法.
59. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say ``And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
我會確定我很清楚組織裡面每個人的責任. 比方說, 如果我的將軍把事情搞雜了, 我不會拔出我的武器指著他說: "這是失敗的代價." 然後突然轉身隨機殺掉旁邊的部下.
60. If an advisor says to me ``My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?'' I will reply ``This.'' and kill the advisor.
當我的顧問對我說: "王上, 他只不過是一個人, 能成得了甚麼大事." 我會回答: "這個."然後宰了這個顧問.
61. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
如果我知道某個乳臭味乾的小子開始摧毀我的任務, 我會在他還乳臭味乾的時候宰了他, 而不是等他長大.
62. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
對任何被我魔法或科技所控制的野獸, 我會尊重並和藹的對待它們. 這樣子如果控制被解除了, 它們也不會馬上來找我算帳.
63. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me,I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
如果我得知某樣神器可以摧毀我, 我不會下令所有的軍團全部動員去奪取它. 相反的, 我會命令軍團去奪取其他的東西, 然後不動聲色的在地方報紙上面刊登徵求廣告.
64. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh power books.
我的主要電腦會擁有獨特的作業系統, 與IBM電腦或是Macintosh電腦完全不相容.
65. I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.
我會選擇堡壘的大門是一般標準的尺寸. 當然, 精心製作的20公尺高的大門可以讓大眾有深刻的印象, 但是危急時常常來不及關起來.
66. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
當我地牢的守衛之一開始關心美麗公主的牢房狀況時, 我會立刻把他換到比較不需要與人接觸的職位.
67. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
我會聘用一群合格建築師組成委員會, 仔細的檢查我的堡壘, 讓我知道所有密道的位置,同時廢棄堵塞所有我所不知道的密道.
68. If the beautiful princess that I captures says ``I'll never marry you!Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'' I will say ``Oh well,'' and kill her.
如果我抓到的美麗公主對我大吼: "我永遠不會嫁給你的, 永遠! 你聽到了嗎, 永遠!"我會回答: "那很好." 然後斃了她.
69. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
當我和惡魔達成協議後, 我不會只是想要個敵手而試圖欺騙它.
70. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their placein my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
變形生物與奇怪的精神病患在我的恐怖軍團裡面會有一席之地. 但是在我派它們執行需要老練與狡猾的重要秘密任務時. 我會先找找看是否有其他可以引起較少注意的適當人選.
71. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance,I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
最後, 如果要讓我的敵人困在永遠的無心智狀態, 我會提供他們免費無限的網際網路.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
