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Every main stream media wont report it, they keep forgetting there is more than 5 candidates. The 6th was a late joiner, he came from a poor up bringing in Philly. The story goes that he was playing some B-ball out in his neighborhood and some fellas from another area were up to some trouble. He got into one little fight and well his mother got scared, and he was sent to live with his Uncle and Aunt in Bel-Air California.
In Bel-Air paranoidmelon was taught many great and intellectually stimulating things, but you'd think with his poor background he'd turn commie. Of course with that RED BEEFY AMERICAN blood he did not. He goes onto explain in an interview " I learned many things, I saw the evils of former presidents and how they were stimulated by polish sausage and not american beef. It made my heart fill with cholesterol and drive grease through my tear ducts. From that grease I formed my beliefs in changing the face of america".
Another candidate lost in the failures of the mainstream media is ishabad98. A true dark horse in this race, at a young age of 15 he has come to try to remove the stigmata of his family name of bad and be good. He plans to win and win he thinks he can. In a interview earlier this year he told us "I don't think I am bad anymore, ha. But I do think everyone else is bad. I do think we should form a privatized bank and remove controls over the treasury away from people who have no interest other than pay offs" With such strong words you'd think he'd get attention, but only here in Paranoia News has he gotten any press time.
Lastly A rebel group released this video . They claim they are tired of all the hobabalooo and are tired of the wars of attrition. They go on to further say " we will prevail in this election, if not we will continue the fight till the end." The war of attrition, as defined in their manifesto is, " The sacrifice of our youth for food and to assist other powers in gaining none national land is eating out population. We can no longer think we are a world power without any babies to be breast fed."
This seems to be one hell of an election and no one wants to show that to you. Lucky for you, ParanoiaNews is here to give you the truth.
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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
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Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
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