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1.买了套茶具,背景完毕-----分割-----把开水倒进壶里,闷了一回,倒进盖碗,倒进公平杯,分给六个品茶杯,发给五个亲戚朋友,自己拿起一杯,喝了一口,表弟曰:哥,喝白开水至于这么折腾么。我曰:特么忘买茶叶了…
2.昨天梦到和追了N年的女孩开房去了,醒来发现我们孩子已经两周岁了
3.第一次发怎么割----我朋友晚上发信息告诉我,他大舅和他大舅妈要离婚,原因是他大舅发现养了十八年的儿子是他二舅的,现在两家一片混乱,鸡飞狗跳。
他大舅他二舅都是他舅。
4.话说某天我老公同事让他带一吮指原味鸡,结果我老公到了后忘记那鸡叫什么,搔了半天头,把手指含嘴里,结果服务员瞬间明白……旁人憋到内伤
5.一天,我表姐问我姐夫,假如他中了一千万会拿多少给她存,我姐夫伸出右手张开五指摇了摇。我接猜是五百万,姐夫摇摇头,又说五十万,又摇摇头,五万,还是摇头,继续猜,她一直摇头。你们猜出是什么吗?
姐夫奸笑说,是拜拜!拜…
6.同事说的:情人节他问他媳妇,你是要一把鲜花还是要一把羊肉串…他媳妇说要羊肉串
ps这才是好媳妇
7.我经常给男友开玩笑,说他找小姐!然后我就学:"大爷,进来玩一下吧!"结果,男友说:"都把你赎出来这么久,这个毛病还没改掉啊?
8.大表姐的女儿,是我的外甥女,两岁半了,很可爱很聪明。
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姐夫对她说:“嗨,美女。”她说:“嗨,帅哥!”
我说:“嗨,美女,”她说:“嗨,大美女。”
她的外公也想凑热闹,说:“嗨,美女!”小姑娘张口即来:“嗨,糟老头!”
9.朋友去找xj,战斗过程中表现得非常神勇,xj大喊“使劲”“快点”“我不要你的钱我给你钱”。朋友一听心中大喜,真气外泄,三两下就结束了,那xj起来又气又恨,朝我朋友下面打了一巴掌说了一句--真是个败家玩意,让它挣个钱不行糟蹋个钱一个顶俩。
10.这些年每当我看见自己精细的双手时,我总会哭着对自己说:弹钢琴的手,撸/管子的命…

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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