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1.发一个吧,高中学校禁止谈恋爱,拉手都算闯红灯。。。。。。。我班一女女整天理个男人头,简称A吧,一天她拉着她同桌的手从楼道往回走,她同桌也是女的(性取向绝对没问题),被级部主任发现了,大吼一声:“把手给我放开!”A紧张的对主任说:“老师,我是个女的。。。”主任一时不知该如何说了,沉默了一会说了一句:“你为什么是个女的!”
2.其实高考完就该生个宝宝!暑假坐月子,大学带孩子!不想上课的时候让舍友带着孩子去帮自己签到,大学有充足的时间陪宝宝健康成长!宝宝生下来就受到大学高等教育的熏陶!毕业了孩子都四岁了,懂事儿又不闹腾,该奋斗就奋斗去吧~反正自家香火有后了!
3.其实二月十四号应该是愚人节,大家都在花言巧语的骗着别人,而四月一日应该是情人节,有多少痴男怨女在那天选择表白
4.
跟经理闹着玩儿。失手用棒子把他脑袋上挥出一个大包。心想完了。结果经理要求我赔他五块钱。
5.我们高中的纪检组(类似于直接效忠政教处的纳粹锦衣卫组织)每天晚自习在走廊溜达,抓说话不学习的同学。纪检组有硬性名额,每天必须抓多少多少人。。。。割割割割割不得。。。。话说有一天在快放学的时候,纪检组来我们班创收,大家都很安静,正在这时,同桌嘣出一巨响的屁,纪检组的人手一挥:“就是他了,带走”。。。
6.记得以前有个同学,买了件阿迪的训练背心
橙红色,正面是adidas字样的那种
他总觉得这衣服反着穿很酷
所以
每天我们都看着他胸前带着sabiba的字样快乐的跑来跑去~~
7.有一次去出差,住一个宾馆,晚上和同事喝了点,回来的时候有点尿急,直接冲到厕所,关着门就开始放水,放到一半,左右都有人了,一听打电话,是女的,才发现走错了,关键的关键是,突然右边哪个女的居然在旁边敲我卫生间的侧面,很小声的说,太不好意思了,你有没有卫生巾借个给我,你大爷的...紧张...脸红到脖子。
8.四爷爷今年98 今天是四奶奶的十周年忌日 我和我爷爷(我爷爷在他那辈排第五)陪着四爷爷 烧完纸 就听四爷爷说 今年多给你烧点 你别乱花 先帮我在那边把车票买了
9.拉登,卡扎菲,金正日三个领袖按键盘L.K.
J的顺序依次挂掉了,轮到H,涛哥暗笑:想玩儿我?于是。。。。惠特妮去世了。。。
10.掉人品了。情人节,他说:我们一定要大战三百回合!玩遍各种姿势!昏天暗地!小女子羞涩的点头默许了。这两天,俩人各种养精蓄锐、各种电话挑逗,发誓让对方下不来床,于是今早起床,大姨妈提前来了。。。。我是现在告诉他呢还是情人节当天告诉他呢

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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