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1. 老大 老二 老三 老四 老五 造句。。。最经典的答案:老五和老三上了个厕所,回来对老四说:老四老三老二老大了
2.这排字,叫谁写都写不工整吧: 厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上 二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十一卉半与本二上旦上二本与半卉一十士廿卞广下厂下广卞廿士十
3.女人最性感5个瞬间】1、隐约露出丝袜的蕾丝花边;2、在深邃的夜里点燃一根淡淡的香烟;3、双手有意无意交叉放在胸前;4、沐浴之后头上湿漉漉的水滴涟涟;5、神情地注视着你的双眼。【男人最性感的5个瞬间、1、刷碗;2、刷碗;3、刷碗;4、刷碗;5、和老婆说:放那吧,我刷碗……
4.作文题目《行走》: “大哥,玩玩呗?!” “ 多少钱?” “200。” “便宜点呗?” “150包夜:,老规矩么!” “行,走!”
5.wow吧出现神帖,上联“ 陈冠吸张柏汁,谢霆疯”,此时众人均夸奖其千古绝对,无人能解,突然86楼一 大神一句“贾宝与林黛遇,薛宝拆” 瞬间把全场hold住了!
6.马克思酷爱读书,他在伦敦居住时,每天像上班一样,从早上9点直到晚上7点,准时到大英博物馆图书阅览室去看书,久而久之,他得了痔疮。后来,他和恩格斯的关系便日渐疏远了。
7.七旬老太捡废品时捡到7000块钱,虽然又冷又饿,但毫不犹豫地将钱交给警方。办完手续后,老人不好意思地问干警:“我还没吃早饭,可不可以借一元买两馒头吃?”在场干警震惊了,纷纷掏出口袋里的钱往老人手里塞。老人坚持只要一块钱。望着老人远去的背影,干警们含着热泪把7000块钱分了
1.背景:我在深圳打拼,好哥们在老家,他去年初结婚(女方先孕),10月有的孩子,结婚生子我都没有赶上……再疼也割……过年拎着东西去他家,一进门,他父母和岳父岳母都在,寒暄几句后,看到他老婆抱着小孩坐在客厅沙发上没起来,说让我坐过去喝茶,NC的LZ兴奋地快步走过去,说:来,让蜀黍抱抱。边说边把她怀里的孩子夺了过来…然后看到白花花的一片:人家在喂奶!一家人脸都绿了…我喝下了人生最快的一杯茶说:我还有事先走了
2.CNT,微博看到的,一句话不割。多年之后,你若嫁了,我若没娶。叫你女儿放学路上小心点。。。。。。
3.相信很多女生都有一样的经历————哥————刚开始两个人交往只是牵手抱抱亲亲,接下去骗你说一起去外面住有个独处的机会,绝对不会侵犯你。结果躺床上了,骗你说把衣服脱了睡觉比较不会把衣服弄皱。脱了以后开始又骗你只是亲亲而已,又骗你把裤子脱了。脱了以后尼玛还说只放在外面不进去,结果楞是把一个女生变成了女人。
4.鶆 鹠 鹁 鸷 鸹 鵟 窵 鷞
我不会告诉你这是某个过程的
5.和老婆爱爱完,我老婆竟然还在看|H|片ZW,我突然有种想死的冲动!
6.背景:在一个非常寒冷的早晨。。。。。割割割。。。。。事件:大哥与朋友去提款机取钱,正好遇见运钞车来加钞。无奈之下两人只好站在一旁苦苦等候,这时大哥朋友问大哥:冻手不? 大哥冷冷地回一句:冻手!结果他俩差点悲剧,四杆枪瞬间指向他们。。。。。
7.最近办案时遇到几个奇葩:A男因涉嫌交通肇事罪被依法刑拘,其妻B在A刑拘期间去医院照顾此次事故中的伤者C,A在办理取保候审释放出来后,发现B和C私奔了……
8.公司元宵晚会猜字谜,“光屁股拜堂——打一电视剧”,我猜的居然是《亮剑》,尼玛~在公司瞬间就火了~
我才不会告诉你谜底是《裸婚时代》
9.今天陪同学去订花,跟老板聊天:花都卖这么贵,每年情人节这阵儿都赚翻了吧?
老板怒了:赚你妹,老子在大学城卖了13年花了,今年头一次情人节在开学之后!!!
10.初中时,两个同学在讨论穿三角内裤好还是四角内裤好,争完了就问旁边的人穿多少角的。
~~~~哥~~~~
问到我的时候,我幽幽的说了:“四角…”
说四角的同学窃喜。
我再幽幽的补充:“不过现在撑成五角的了……

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


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The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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