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1.刚看非诚勿扰,孟非老师是这么形容宅男宅女的:在床上以电脑为圆心,以胳膊长为半径拿取物品活动。。。
2.以前有一个哥们的女朋友叫阳阳,网名叫 β日 β日。某次问她网名有啥特殊含义吗?他男朋友抢着说:被他日,被他日
3.红孩儿到底是不是牛魔王的儿子?铁扇公主会不会跟太上老君有什么不可告人的关系?芭蕉扇是太上老君摘的,却在铁扇公主手里;牛魔王根本不会三昧真火,红孩儿却天生就会。。。真TMD耐人寻味!
4.儿子两岁了,特爱听我给他讲故事…啦啦啦…有次又缠着我讲故事给他听。我说:妈妈今儿个给你讲个 卖火柴的小女孩 好不好?儿子天真地问:“妈妈什么是火柴呀?”家里一时也没有火柴,我也不知道怎么解释,就顿了顿:“那妈妈还是给你讲个 卖打火机的小女孩 吧。”
5.前几天去办理护照,有“婚姻状况”一栏,需要填写未婚或者已婚。旁边一位大叔写的“良好”,
6.某省长因贪腐入狱,儿子大学毕业,找不着工作,探监时诉苦。爸爸写了一字条儿,让儿子找他以前的下属帮忙。儿子问:人走茶凉,现在写条子,有用吗?爸爸说:我在台上的时候,想让谁当官,就让谁当,现在,我在监狱里,想让谁进来,谁就得进来,放心吧,儿子,我的条子还是照样有效!”
7.澡堂子有规定 不允许洗衣物------割礼------ 今天快洗完澡的时候在那洗洗手巾 搓澡的大叔走了过来 劲劲儿地问 洗什么呢 这有规定…… 还没等他说完我把手巾给他看了看 说 这是手巾 他转向我旁边的哥们 那哥们在洗内裤 一见那大叔 连忙把内裤套在头上镇定地说 这是浴帽
8.刚刚看央视《寻宝》,。。。哥哥。。。一女的吹嘘自己的宝贝,其实就是一根拐棍,说是乾隆千叟宴时流传下来的。。。。。自己祖上用岳飞的宝刀换的。。。各种吹嘘BALABALABALA。。。。。专家鉴定后,找出个个疑点,鉴定为假的。。此女不依不饶。。。。说,不是乾隆时期的,那有多少年的历史了???专家反问:你是80后的吧??女的说:是!。。专家说:噢,那它是90后!!
9.
爷爷奶奶都八十多了,爷爷耳背,奶奶记忆力很差。。割一下。。通常家里电话响了会有以下情景。爷:“喂,喂,谁啊??大声点。。老大婆你来听,听不到说什么。”接着奶奶聊了十多分钟,商谈甚欢。等电话一放,爷爷问奶奶:谁的电话啊??奶奶回:那个,忘记了~!
10.第一次面试紧张过度,老板说“请坐”后发现老板表情突然凝重。。
好吧 我坐在茶几上了。。茶几茶几。。。
11男友和我昨晚分手,原因是起先和我在一起是和我开的一个玩笑。
一个朋友说了我认为是句真理的话:他拿着爱情当幌子,操着不要钱的比

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


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