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cnt。。。。。期末考翻译前一夜,大家群上讨论题目。一女生问,要是万一考到蜀道难怎么办,第一句是“咦吁唏,危乎高哉”怎么翻译啊。这时一男的hll来一句:“sigh.what the fucking high".......

暗恋初中同桌很久,有次看她在折星星,便问她折给谁?她笑着说要送给喜欢的人。毕业那天,她送给我一个熊状娃娃。我拿着却想:那些星星送给谁了呢? 随着时间的流逝,我娶妻生子。那只小熊我也丢给儿子玩了。后来某天,儿子不小心把熊扯烂,里面满满的全是星星,都掉了出来。我傻傻的看着,泪流满面...

此人男,A君好了. 一天一群人吃饭. 男男女女好几个人. 一群人之间有个女生C喜欢A君,女生C就问A君:"你喜欢什么类型的女孩?"
正埋头吃饭的A君愣了一下抬头答:"紧的.."

老公给我讲小时候他上学那点儿事儿,他是个淘气的孩纸,上课经常不听讲,搞小动作-------咯咯-------一天,上语文课,老师让用“的、地、得”造句,来考察学生对这仨字儿的理解程度,老师特意想为难这厮,说xxx你给我用“的、地、得”造个句子,当时也没说要分别造句啊,(合起来造一句可能比较困难),这厮上来就说“我家的地得擦了”,老师石化了...

各地公安对南京持枪抢劫犯悬赏金已达245万。
拿下他,我们今年的销售目标肯定能实现!

那啥,突然想起来曾经初中有一天女同桌说她喜欢猫,然后趁我上课睡着的时候在我脸上画了几根猫胡子。。。这算不算暗示?话说我从一进初中就喜欢她的

走在我前头的姑娘突然加快了步子,于是我也跟着加快速度;她开始跑,我也开始跑;她放声尖叫,我也大声尖叫。哎,我到最后到没看见是什么东西在追咱们。

简短不割……今天午睡做了个梦 起来坐在床上想了老半天 有所感悟,是不是男人做的春梦就可以叫做白日梦?

朋友给讲的:法国有个圣女,叫贞德。中国有好多剩女,是真的。。。

高中时的地理老师:“刀鱼是种很神奇的鱼,河里产卵,海里生长,再返回河里生下很多小蝌蚪……”

说个上网的事儿,有一次我正上网,一群JC叔叔就进来了,然后挨个核对身份证,走到一个爆炸头非主流身边停下了(一看就未成年),问;你是用的身份证吗?非主流不耐烦的看了一下他就把身份证给他了,JC叔叔一看就怒了,用手指戳进他的爆炸头,说,就你还65年呢啊?你在这装什么大爷呢?跟我走一趟吧!这非主流强势的来了一句,等我打完这一盘的。。。

本人男25 张的比较胖 就见天的事 ········咯咯咯·····
等公交车 一女子问路约(26 27岁的样子)
女:XXX怎么走
我:一直往前走就是了·
女:谢谢啊,大叔。
GC来了 哥来了一句
不客气阿姨。

本人女女 说个几年前的 那时在一工厂打工,后来厂搬迁新厂.管理叫上几个女工上新厂打扫卫生-------到男厕时,本人发表一言"怎么男厕的洗手台这么矮,还要半蹲着才能洗到手."边上俺们男组长在,满脸黑色答"此乃小便器"------

一句不割,不知道哪个王八蛋在我烟里搀了红磷,我现在留着一半的刘海看着桌上的五氧化二磷发呆。

有人考试用实力,有人考试用视力,尼马我考试用想象力!!!

发个小时候6、7岁的吧!那时候我爸还在!
======割了剩毛======
我妈开我爸的玩笑:长得那么丑,看着就寒心!
我在旁边哈哈哈的笑:爸爸长得好丑,胡子吧查的,哈哈。。。
我爸听了可不乐意了,说:小伙子,别猖狂,长相这个东西是有遗传的,你越长大就越像我越丑!
这话一出,我小妹蹭的就跑过去抱住我妈的腿大哭:我不要长得像爸爸和哥哥一样丑,太吓人了。。。

弟弟去做推拿 晚上回来我姨和姨夫问他都怎么按的 都按哪了 是不是身上有皮的地方都按 我弟弟眨眨眼睛 仔细的思考了下 说道 蛋蛋不按

简短不割。大学教师一名,今天改完建工专业的试卷我就知道为啥天朝的楼总是不牢固了。

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