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1.一句话不哥,本人在日企做助理,每天接送老板的司机在车上都放充满激情的抗日歌曲,老板(不懂中文)听多了,时不时还跟着哼两句。
2.没袜子穿了。。。姐姐给我买了十几双。。。姐夫给我买了十几双。。。现在好了。。。每天早上连连看。。。
3.想看看有多少闹钟设置成周一到周五的孩纸今天上班迟到的?
4.我看了一篇文章,说的是大多数公司都特意聘请一个无能、智障、白痴、N……的员工。只是为了鼓舞办公室的士气,好让其他员工把注意力从公司管理问题转移出去。真是可笑!我环顾办公室,没有发现任何一个同事符合这种描述
5.话说高中那会迷上街舞,然后有很多倒立之类的舞步,怕摔,就跑到姐姐的床上(上面一个席梦思,下面是木头床那种)练习。
…割背景…
那天突然心血来潮想练空翻,然后翻着翻着床就塌了,怕被骂,就给原样拼好闪人,结果那天晚上姐姐带着姐夫回来,关到房间里没五分钟就听到一声巨响,然后姐和姐夫就红着脸出来了,老爸在一旁道:年轻人就是有活力啊!

6.为什么灰太狼有老婆,而喜羊羊却打光棍…因为灰太狼有狼堡,喜羊羊住羊村…现在的动画片太TM现实了
7.办公室老丢东西。同事想出一个好办法。
买了个数码录像机,在回家之前,把录像机放在柜子上,用吊兰挡住,只漏个镜头出来。
第一天下午上班,满怀期待的看录像,结果发现录像机忘记摁开始了。
第二天下午上班,满怀期待的看录像……
结果摄像机不见了。

8.不算不知道,一算吓一跳
我和他在一起678天。
他和我在一起259天。
其余的岁月,他既和我在一起,又和他前女友在一起,绝不顾此失彼。
怪不得一直以来,我和她彼此觉得对方是小三,而事实上,估计我们都算被小三。
最糗的是,我和他已经结婚173天……
9.一句话不割。。我一直坚信“饱暖思淫欲”这句话。所以,每次单独跟女生在一起的时候,总是问她们:“饿不饿?冷不冷?”
10.电梯里碰见一个年轻妈妈抱着个小正太,正太刚学会说话,指着电梯里的海报丫丫哇哇的,突然转身指着我喊了句:妹妹!!亲亲!!

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In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

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The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


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