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1.几个闺蜜在一起闲说话,说到自己小时候的糗事,一姐们儿开口来了句:你们这都不算啥,我出生的时候。。。。。。我妈没在家
2.没女友,圣诞和朋友去逛街。………CNT…………遇见卖花的向我们卖花,我指着我那男性朋友说:“我们的感情需要花吗?”卖花的瞬间零乱了!
3.刚才一女生给我打电话,哪里有问我自习室…………期末…你懂的……………我好心告诉她一个人少的,然后她说:我去的时候你能不去吗?怕你影响我。
4.校门口的妹纸冲我喊:美女,买个平安果送男朋友吧~
我摇头。
妹子转向我身边的大哥说道:帅哥,买个美女吧~
5.校友群里一同学问:“谁认识卖车的?”我:“有个朋友,以前在某4S店打工,现在身家百万!”同学:“哇,他销售业绩做的那么好?”我:“不是,做了三月,一辆车也没卖出去,后来,他家拆迁了...”
6.今天帮同学从食堂带回来一个炒饭,当走到寝室楼时竟然顺手扔进那个平时倒垃圾的地方垃圾袋去了。。。然后。。。我只能又拣出来了。。。呃。。。他还在吃着呢。。。
7.同学看空间看到。。乱割。。说:女人为什么那么坚强,因为醒来发现自己躺在血泊中。。我接着说,发现以后还要蛋定自己包扎伤口。。。
8.昨晚工厂加班加晚了,其他人都走了,我最后一个走的,因为要出货。在回家的路上,几乎都没人,周围也很安静,为了壮胆,我果断放了几个响屁
9.本人初中教师一名,手机就不割了,今天阅卷,一学生白卷,上面只有一首诗:孙子出题难,儿子监考严,老子答不上,回家把羊放
10.一句话不割:某个人切完朝天椒去尿尿,尿尿完用电风扇吹了半个小时JJ。

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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