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1、今天接老婆下班回家。看着老婆很郁闷的表情,我问他为什么?老婆一脸气愤的说:哼,你qj我的?我汗了,我说什么时候的事,我没有动过手啊。老婆很委屈的说:昨晚梦到你了,你用一颗大白兔奶糖,就把我哄上床了。。。。。我无语,后来我又问,那你是什么感觉,老婆说,没感觉,大白兔奶糖比较好吃。。。。我曰,都想掐死她了!!!
2、今天跟老婆去公园散心,看见几棵桃花,开玩笑地说:我去桃花树下转几圈,看今年能不能再走个桃花运。老婆说:那你先忙,我过那边找棵红杏去。我留在后面脸那个绿呀!赶紧追上去,老婆不要……
3、"老公,你开无敌模式嘛!"。"什么是无敌模式?"我迷茫中。"人至贱则无敌啊、啊、、啊、、、"啊你妹啊!
4、晚上和老公一起睡觉,我趴着睡,老公轻轻的把我翻过来,我以为诱惑到老公了,结果这货在我耳边吐气:胸都这么小了,你就别再压了,再压就真没了
5、在公交车上老公问我:你说我们两个是不是很般配啊?我特脑残的说:般配啊,一个J·J小一个MM小,多好的一对啊
6、和男友在公交车上打闹,男友拿出一百块钱:给你,昨晚伺候爷的小费。我接过后:大爷,昨晚干的不错,钱就不要了,下次记得找我啊。一车的鄙视啊
7、前些天问男盆友说:要是我不和你结婚你会怎么办啊?男友憋了半天:我第一次都给你,你要不结婚我告你非礼良家妇男。好吧,我承认我推到他的
8、听同学说他老公是快枪手,一次aiai前说:老婆,我这次忍住,让你shuang一点,完事后老婆:亏你他妈的忍住,不然老子裤子还没脱就结束了
9、看到别人都有车羡慕啊,就对老公说:老公,我们什么时候买车啊,老公:买什么车啊,我骑马骑的挺好啊,我:马?哪有马啊?老公一脸淫笑:这不有你吗
10、老公问我为什么喜欢他,刚开始我还各种娇羞,在他的逼问下我:硬件很硬,软件也很硬啊,老公:硬件我知道,软件指的是?我指了指老公小DD,老公:滚
11、老公和同学喝酒,醉了让我去接他,我去了他们包间,老公:老婆你来了呀,老婆我好爱你哦,最喜欢你MM手感了。一桌子男生都盯着我看,哎,真想一巴掌扇死他
12、女友这几天老发小脾气,撸主昨晚果断抓其打了一针,今天早上顿时变乖了,真是三天不打上房揭瓦。。。。。。
13、晚上洗完澡香喷喷的在老公面前摆弄,老公说好香啊,我心里美滋滋的问什么香味,老公色迷迷的说肉香味,接着扑到
14、lz要过生日了,对老公各种矫情,老公生日送什么给人家,老公:保证给你惊喜,送你你最喜欢的东西,生日当天老公脱了裤子,你妹,你Y最喜欢jj,你全家都喜欢jj
15、有一个女汉子做女朋友真桑不起~xxoo完事之后,她只说了12个字:人生苦短,春xiao苦短~吹 箫苦短。你妹的苦短啊!

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

"E-Sim is one of the most unique browser games out there"

Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.


Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.


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