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1.一句话不割………………………………………暗恋我的学弟带着他兄弟上来我们宿舍表白的时候,我在厕所蹲大号……
2.说个上学时候的事吧。讲讲我是怎么学会吹口哨的。

话说有一年,班里不知怎么特别流行吹口哨,本人比较笨,怎么都学不会,很沮丧。
有一天上课时,突然有同学在很静的情况下突然吹了声口哨,老师猛回头,根据声源就认定是我吹的,让我罚站。我那个冤枉啊!
为了证明自己的清白,后来我还很冒傻气的给老师说:“老师我不会吹口哨,不信你听。。”然后一声嘹亮的口哨声响起。。。从此以后我就会吹口哨了。。。。
3.坑爹呢,小学弟,因为快递认识,期间各种好,各种腻歪。决定恋爱后,就一心对他好,照顾他,什么都做到最好。尼玛,前天跟我来一句:不合适,分手吧。对我只有姐姐的感觉啊!姐姐啊!小男生啊,敢情我对你这么好,全当做养育之恩了
4.  昨晚梦见一哥们儿将其与老婆¤¤oo的视频发给我,美其名曰:照顾贫下中农。。。
5.追一女,她说,你发型难看,我喜欢毛寸
你敢剪,我就答应你
遂拉她到理发店说:按她要求剪,爱怎折腾怎折腾
一阵咔嚓后,面对剪残的发型
坏笑着说:现在是女朋友了哦
丫头哭丧着脸:不行,我不答应
太难看了,带出去丢人,师傅,能不能弄好看点!
理发师看看镜中我的发型长相摇摇头
一脸为难的说:姑娘,你就认命吧。。。
6.我:"网上新闻说蒙牛奶能致癌。"
妈妈:“哦,那去买两箱?”
我:“能致癌你还买?”
妈妈:“能治癌还不好啊?”
7.每天一般都6点左右就醒了,然后躺床上懒一会才起床,昨天醒了,照常躺在床上等着天亮,可是我等了N分钟,看了看手机,擦才23点
8.昨天一同学在厕所里上大号,由于一直不出来,门口另一童鞋憋不住了就开唱着:大河向东流啊,你在厕所里改大手啊,嘿嘿嘿嘿改大手啊,改不出来一声吼啊,再改不出来用手抠啊,嘿嘿嘿嘿用手抠啊
9.第一次发,,,,,,哥?,,,,,,在五楼上自习,这时一美女进来对着我后面空空的课桌说,我的包包呢?刚才还在这儿呢,美女越说声音越小,结果哭了,里面还有钱和手机呢,她拽了拽我,老公,我包呢?,我一回头,她石化了,,,对视若干秒后,美女反应过来,这不是四楼?我淡定的说,这五楼
10.我弟在学校老爱和同学开玩笑,见到猫啊狗啊的,就会冲旁边的同学说:看,那是你弟!…………………然后有一天,和我一起走,一狗路过,随口爆出:看,那是你弟。。。你弟。。弟。

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