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民警：int类型占几个字节?
我：4个。
民警：你可以走了。
我感到很诧异。
我：为什么问这样的问题？
民警：深夜还在街上走，寒酸苦逼的样子，不是小偷就是程序员。
2.最近一直在上自习，因为要考研，那天从教学楼出来，教学楼旁边ATM有很多人在排队取钱，因为是北方，外面都是零下十度左右非常冷，每个人都缩着脖子，手插在口袋中，在寒风中基本上处于凛冽状态，这时候前面一个兄弟取完钱忘了拔卡转身就走了，后面一个妹子发现了急忙大喊：“同学！你的银行卡！”。g潮是当事人还没反应过来咋回事，排队取钱的队伍中忽然出来一个声音：“是你的银行卡”。
3.一句话，和男友上街，看到卖卤猪蹄的，男友兴奋的挤进人群大声对我说，我买只猪蹄吃好不好？旁边一彪悍帅哥劈头一句：买个猪蹄还要申请吗？
4.一句话：抚顺某地区贫困户交不上暖气费，可是冬天又实在太冷，于是街道想了个办法，给交不上暖气费的家里都发一只大猫，用来抱着取暖……
5.部门聚餐，一哥们喝醉了，大家伙抬着他上车把他送了回去，第二天打电话来自己的鞋少了一只，并且那剩下的一只还不是他的
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
