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1.:一女性朋友初为人母~~~~~~~~~~~哥真喜欢你的奶~~~~~~~~~前几天去看她,发现她家桌子上有大半杯奶,她很客气的跟我说 新鲜的喝吧 不客气拿起喝了一半 然后问她什么奶 有点甜 她很牛B的和我说:太多了 孩子喝不了 涨的难受 知道你要来 提前抽出来请你的 怕当面抽出来 我不好意思喝!!!

2.我是一名南水北调的小小施工员,工地条件很苦,最受不了的是没网。有一天听工人说村里有家网吧,遂记在心里。 恰恰第二天下大雨无法施工,于是我和几个同事偷偷地去村里上网,找了好久见一户外墙上写着"此处非网吧"五个大字。我大笑道"没想到小村竟有如此诙谐之人!" 走进院中见一大叔正在喂猪,我上前道"大叔,來五台机子。" 大叔怒道"没见墙上写着不是网吧么!" 众人:......
3.我跟女友回她老家见家人,中午坐在电脑前上网。5岁的小侄女跑过来,拿手指往我身上一戳"定!" 我微微一笑,捏捏她的小脸蛋"真可爱哈!"她突然哭起来"为什么点穴失效了,你个坏人,呜呜,不让我姑姑嫁给你了。"我大窘道"网速卡,有延时啊"。。。。
4.本人男,今天上厕所,突然闯进来一女生,我还没反应过来,这女生大吼:对不起,我什么也没看见。哥顿时就很不爽,你这妹子莫非在嘲笑我小?
5.老爹问我,中午想吃中餐还是西餐~
(楼主心里小兴奋一下~太大手笔了,中午就吃牛排?)
然后很镇定的回答老爹,西餐~
老妈说中餐……
然后老爹就出去买了……
然后……
回来的时候给扔给我一个面包…给老妈煮了一碗挂面……
6.在曾小贤的页面看到的。拿来跟大家分享下————————他的状态:“ 今天一个朋友跟我说了件很有趣的事情,一个人如果把舌头伸出来,就无法急促的呼吸了”
7.交易大厅遇到一位女士,她说:中国股市有点像阳痿的丈夫,抛弃他吧,有点舍不得;厮守吧,天天受气。好吃好喝侍候他,期望他能冒点阳气,刚看他b起,衣服还没脱完,他已不行了。关键是你刚穿了衣服准备去偷情,他又在后边拉着你说,有反应了,有反应了,你再等等!!
8.前几天的事
背景:一男同学穿着衣服帽子上带着两条带子的那种卫衣
————————割————————————————
早上大家上早自习,读英语。然后那哥们就一直用手拿着帽子上的带子玩。
英语老师看到了,很生气,
对他喊说:“XXX,你不读英语在底下用手捏着你那两个带儿(蛋儿)干嘛哪!”
9.老鸟不割。在网易看到一则新闻《国信办关闭草榴时光等206个微博客账号》回帖人数1176人,却只有8条被显示出来了。
10.我认识的一个SB总是和我炫耀他的IPHONE是双卡双待的

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USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!

In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.

Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.

Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.


In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.

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Become an influential politician.

The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.


You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.

The international war.

The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).


At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.

E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.


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