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1. Ministarstvo NAP-ovanja ( Šifra-Ministarstvo za uterivanje dugog, dužeg i na kraju voodoo ).
Čudi vas naziv? Pa da pojasnim malo. Dešava se taj NAP, silom prilika šta da se radi. I ondak se pojavi druga strana koja to prekrši. I kreće priča “Vratiii mennneeeeee dvjestaaaa goldovaaaaa...“ E da toga ne dođe, birne se ovaj ministar, a to će da budeKaraBaja, njegova desna ruka biće Tvrtko Batina( pravo ime nepoznato). Dakle gospodin K.B. odlazi na kanal koji je pre toga spamovan, trolovan, bombardovan, i kreće da Kara kao što mu nick sam kaže. U slučaju da su ovi izdržljivi, i da im se to svidja, prelazi na svoju drugu disciplinu a to znači da počinje da Baja dok cenjeni protivnik ne postane kokoška, ili šta već i vrati 200 goldova ili ode u supu. Tehnike bajanja gospodin K.B. trenutno usavršava na tajnoj lokaciji u Eastern Serbia.
2. Ministarstvo naprednog ratovanja (Šifra-Teška droga, il nikakva droga)
Usled smanjenog broja vojno sposobnih e-Simovaca, stvoreno je ovo ministrstvo pod direktnom upravom Sub Zerol-a.Ministarstvo se vec neko vreme bavi razvojem naprednih tehnika ratovanja, i možemo da se pohvalimo da smo uspeli da napravimo jednu taktiku koja nemere da omane. Dakle, imamo utrenirane divizije glodara na steroidma i krtica na spidu. Koje su utrenirane da prate IP protivnika i direktan napad na nejgov racunar, lapotp, mobilni telefon. Zamislite scenu da neko krece da tenkuje protiv Srbije, a ispod stola krece da raste humka iz koje u Rambo stilu iskace kamikazna krtica na spidu. Horor-strah-uzas-kraj
3. Ministarstvo hibridne poljorivrede ( Šifra –Ludilo me već žestoko puca)
Papaja sa parom avokada.Toje ono što moramo da imademo da bi probili strane granice. Papajom da mlatimo sve ispred sebe. Nema stajanja. I sad se pitate a sta ako se pojave neke velike lubenice, ili bundeva, ili breskva? Šta onda? E ondak ulećes sa papajom medj lubenice ( nebitno kolke su) guraš kao manijak, ipak moraš se probiješ, to su zaebane stvari, rat i ostalo. Isto i sa bundevom i breskvom. Kidaj, udri, mlati papjom i avokadom pa šta bude. Jer simbol pobede je kad iscedis sadrzaj avokada, kroz papaju po lubenicama.
Eto tolko za uvod. Kraj .Nema više. Sad bi trebo da napišem pravu kandidaturu, jer ovako ima ljudi da pimislu svašta o meni. Stroooooošno!
P.S.
Papja nije papaja, nego ono sa cim KaraBaja radi poso, aj opet na čitanje.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
