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Ovaj tekst je prvi deo od nekoliko tekstova koje ću da napišem pre samih izbora, da se lepo načitate svega i svačega i da glasate kako treba. Jedina mana ovog vida reklame je ta da ne može da se koristi kao tariguz (sem ako se ne odštampa, al nikako štampati na šmirgli ).
Ko sam Ja? Šta sam?Kakav sam? Kolki mi je u ladnoj vodi? I sva ostala zanimljiva pitanja ostavljam za tamo neki intervju ako postanem precednik. A sad krećemo sa uvodnim delom kandidature koji će biti fokusiran na ona ministarstva koja su nam protrebna da se oforme, i koji ljudi treba da budu u njima.
1. Šifrovan naziv-Ministarstvo lepote i zdravlja-( Pravi naziv-ministarstvo za uklanjanje ljudi)
Ovo ministarstvo biće pod komandom ženskog dela e-sima. Akica, Anqa, Anchy, i Tacy. Cenim da lepše od ovog nemamo, i dakle njih 4 eventualno pojačane sa još nekom ekipom imaju za zadatak da uklone u svim zemljama one koji smetaju širenju naše imprerije. Kako? Pa lepo, namame ih na svoju lepotu i šarm, a onda Tacy kao iskusni anestezijatar ih parališe, a onda ... a to baš ne morate da znate.
2. Šifrovan naziv-Ministarstvo za ljudske odnose-(Pravi Naziv-Ministarstvo za spamovanje i pronalaženje novih uvreda)
Ministartvo je još u fazi formiranja pa ovo nije baš najpreciznije objašnjenje.Glavni u ovom ministarstvu će da bude Cimii ( pa nek on oformi ekipu). Cilj ministrstva su gerislki napadi na sve moguće komunikacione kanale svih zemalja e-sima pa i Srbije sa najsocnijim psovkama, sa spamom i pracenje reakcije populacije na iste. Naravno pri napadu na strance psovka mora da ima tu jačinu da zabaguje google translator. Ovde bi još mogao da se uvde odeljak za raspirivanje svih oblika mržnje,al to je još u razvoju.
3.Šifrovan naziv-Ministrastvo za naprednu diplomatiju-( Pravi naziv-Ministarstvo za trolovanje i mećanje)
Ministarstvo pod mojom direktnom kontrolom. A odgovorna ekipa za sektore je sledeća. Sektor za trlovanje d00sta, sektor za mećanje Shark. Samo ime kaže šta je cilj. Trolovati i mećati. Dupla penetracija svih mogucih šupljina, pa i onih u mozak. d00sta je već dokazan stručnjak u svojoj oblasti, nema potrebe predstavljati ovaku legendu virtuelnijeh prostanstava. Shark nije toliko iskusan kao d00sta pa će on da nadgleda grubo mećanje, al ne sumnjam u njegove potencijale.
Evo to je ideja za neka nova ministarstva. Cenim da će drugi kandidati da prepišu bar nešto od ovog. Ima tu još ideja ali cenim da bi neki hiper inteligentni čitalc sa intelektom kokosoovg oraha odlučio da mi obrise članak. U sledećem članku koji ću objavim ovih dana biće rekcije na Vaše komentare na ovaj članak, i biće malo više pisanja o trenutnim ministarstvima i idejama za ista, ili o nečemu šta Vas zanima.
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About the game:
USA as a world power? In E-Sim it is possible!
In E-Sim we have a huge, living world, which is a mirror copy of the Earth. Well, maybe not completely mirrored, because the balance of power in this virtual world looks a bit different than in real life. In E-Sim, USA does not have to be a world superpower, It can be efficiently managed as a much smaller country that has entrepreneurial citizens that support it's foundation. Everything depends on the players themselves and how they decide to shape the political map of the game.
Work for the good of your country and see it rise to an empire.
Activities in this game are divided into several modules. First is the economy as a citizen in a country of your choice you must work to earn money, which you will get to spend for example, on food or purchase of weapons which are critical for your progress as a fighter. You will work in either private companies which are owned by players or government companies which are owned by the state. After progressing in the game you will finally get the opportunity to set up your own business and hire other players. If it prospers, we can even change it into a joint-stock company and enter the stock market and get even more money in this way.
In E-Sim, international wars are nothing out of the ordinary.
Become an influential politician.
The second module is a politics. Just like in real life politics in E-Sim are an extremely powerful tool that can be used for your own purposes. From time to time there are elections in the game in which you will not only vote, but also have the ability to run for the head of the party you're in. You can also apply for congress, where once elected you will be given the right to vote on laws proposed by your fellow congress members or your president and propose laws yourself. Voting on laws is important for your country as it can shape the lives of those around you. You can also try to become the head of a given party, and even take part in presidential elections and decide on the shape of the foreign policy of a given state (for example, who to declare war on). Career in politics is obviously not easy and in order to succeed in it, you have to have a good plan and compete for the votes of voters.
You can go bankrupt or become a rich man while playing the stock market.
The international war.
The last and probably the most important module is military. In E-Sim, countries are constantly fighting each other for control over territories which in return grant them access to more valuable raw materials. For this purpose, they form alliances, they fight international wars, but they also have to deal with, for example, uprisings in conquered countries or civil wars, which may explode on their territory. You can also take part in these clashes, although you are also given the opportunity to lead a life as a pacifist who focuses on other activities in the game (for example, running a successful newspaper or selling products).
At the auction you can sell or buy your dream inventory.
E-Sim is a unique browser game. It's creators ensured realistic representation of the mechanisms present in the real world and gave all power to the players who shape the image of the virtual Earth according to their own. So come and join them and help your country achieve its full potential.
Invest, produce and sell - be an entrepreneur in E-Sim.
Take part in numerous events for the E-Sim community.
